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In 1999, Gilligan "Gilley" Goldfish left the deep blue yonder of Grandma Goldfish's pond and set out to stake his claim as the most sought after species actor in America. Gilley's big break came as he auditioned for and got the part of the goldfish in a commercial for eCampus.com. The commercial brought a landslide of media attention to the company, led by the goldfish friendly watchdog group PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) who were in an uproar over the travesties suffered by Gilley Goldfish in the making of his hit commercial. Luckily for Gilley, eCampus secured the services of a rubber stunt double for the infamous skillet scene and he stood idly by as animal rights history was made.
Today, Gilley lives off eCampus royalties as the official spokesfish for the company. Gilley understands his greatest value as a company ambassador is that goldfish are EASY, FAST and CHEAP:
Think about it. How often do you see someone walking their goldfish? If you do, this would be a good time to contact our buddies at PETA.
You'd be surprised just how fast a goldfish really is. If you ever wanna find out, just drop some fish flakes into your aquarium after a few days of not feeding it.
(We're just kidding PETA, geez.)
You can either grab a goldfish for $3 tops at your local pet store, or you can drive to Iowa where we hear a lady is selling puppies for $2,000.
Accordingly, Gilley and eCampus.com strive to make the textbook buying process EASY, FAST and CHEAP for customers worldwide. To leave a comment about your eCampus.com experience, email Gilley at gilley@ecampus.com.
Gilley and eCampus.com are also proponents of the clean water movement which seeks to provide clean water and sanitation services to developing nations around the world. Clean water is important to freshwater fish like Gilley, but more importantly is a rare necessity for people all over the world. In support of this initiative, Gilley recommends the folks at charity: water as a corporate philanthropy program and eCampus.com has committed to donating a portion of each sale to charity: water in support of their ongoing mission to introduce wells and sanitation systems to the people who need it most.
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