Big White Panties

A frightening development is sweeping the nation. Affecting the lives of millions of people, this travesty is eating away at the heart of our society. Rampaging through every community in our great country, this horrible epidemic must be stopped. Ladies, please, we¿re begging you. Just say no to big white panties. In this hilarious collection of essays about relationships, Dale Alderman explores the different viewpoints men and women have about each other. Although he¿s been with his wife, Starla, for over twenty years, Dale freely admits that he knows absolutely nothing about women and he has the stories prove it including: Check Yes or No, Why Can¿t We Be Friends, You¿ll Love My Cat, With This Pre-Nup I Thee Wed, My Eggs Are Rotting, and Big White Panties. Ladies, if you¿ve ever wondered what your man is really thinking, Dale will tell you. Guys, if your lady has ever left you confused and frustrated, you¿re not alone. Dale has been there, too. To strengthen your relationship, sit on the couch with your soul mate, share a nice box of wine, and laugh out loud at Big White Panties.