The Best Bottom

“Have I shown you my beautiful tail?” Peacock asks. “Isn't it the loveliest you've ever seen?” Pig proclaims that his pink corkscrew is even more charming. Soon, Donkey, Dog, Cat, Horse, Rabbit — the entire farm, in fact — are admiring the magnificence of their own tails. The question on everyone’s mind is: who has the best tail in the barnyard? And with that, the contest begins. All the animals are ready to compete, but the winner comes as a big surprise to everyone!

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Having gloated to Pig about the beauty of her colorful tail, Peacock stirs up a feisty conversation on the farm that quickly turns into an exciting competition among all the farm animals to determine, once and for all, who has the best bottom. Reprint. Children's BOMC.