Crap I Bought on eBay: 101 Crazy Bizarre, Seriously Weird, Ridiculously Raunchy Items Exposed

by Mcneal, Cary; Jenkins, Beverly

• ISBN13: 9780762441846
• ISBN10: 0762441844
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2011-10-04
• Publisher: Perseus Books Group

Summary

Where do you find a camo willie warmer, pubic wig, and cremation memorial bullet urn all in one place? With millions of people using eBay every day, it is the most popular online auction website in history. And in Crap I Bought on eBay, the authors will include 101 of the funniest, grossest, and downright disgusting items for sale that they were actually crazy enough to purchase! Each entry includes the description of the item for sale, a photo, price tag, witty commentary, and hilarious email exchanges.

Table of Contents

Introduction	p. 4
Previously Living Crap	p. 7
Final Indignities For Dead Critiers
Home Crap Home	p. 21
Furnishings And Décor From Hell
All That Glitters Is crap	p. 37
Jewelry No One Sane Would Wear
You Wear That Crap In Public?	p. 55
Apparel For The Blind Or Deeply Disturbed
Crap From The Toy Chest	p. 69
Even Kids Know Crap When They See It
Collectible Crap	p. 85
Perfect For Your Crap Collection
Crap Nobody Needs	p. 99
But Someone Will Buy It Anyway
Crap For Your Junk	p. 117
Your Business IS Your Business
Paging DR. Crap	p. 131
And you Thoughty your Medical Plan Sucked
Crap That Scares The Crap Out Of Us	p. 145
Frightening, Vile, And Downright Creepy
Adults-Only Crap	p. 159
Wash Before Using
Crap For Your Critiers	p. 175
Because Pets CanÆt Say No
Crap No Wheels	p. 189
Crap For Your Crapmobile
Are You Gonna Eat That Crap?	p. 203
Funked-Up Food
Have Yourself a Crappy Little Christmas	p. 215
Make The Yuletide Lame
Crap We Wanted To Buy But ColudnÆt	p. 229
What Are We, Made Of Money?
Acknowledgments	p. 256
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