Divorce Sucks

by Eustace, Mary Jo

• ISBN13: 9781605506555
• ISBN10: 1605506559
• Format: Hardcover
• Copyright: 2009-10-18
• Publisher: Adams Media Corp

Summary

Hock the platinum. Take down the vacation photos. Cancel the joint checking account.There’s no question . . . Divorce Sucks. And perhaps no one knows that better than author Mary Jo Eustace, whose ex-husband Dean McDermott married Tori Spelling a mere thirty days after their divorce was finalized. One part tell-all and one part guide to get readers on their feet after a bitter breakup, this hilarious addition to the bestselling Sucks series tells everything readers don’t want to know about divorce—from what a phone call with a lawyer will cost; to how to handle your newer, younger replacement; to what Hollywood divorcees are actually thinking when they watch their ex walk the red carpet with a millionairess. Sometimes horrifying, sometimes gratifying, and never merciful, this book will give readers an inside look at one of today’s most public divorces while reminding them—hey, it could always be worse.

Author Biography

An Adams Media author.

Table of Contents

Introduction: Divorce Sucks-All the Time	p. ix
I Don't	p. 1
Yours, Mine, and Billable Hours	p. 21
You're Not Alone . . . Well, You Kinda Are	p. 45
Love Your Children More Than You Hate Your Ex	p. 67
Getting Your Groove Back, One Excruciating Step at a Time	p. 97
Table for One	p. 119
Back on the Market	p. 145
Rules of Engagement	p. 169
Here You Go Again	p. 191
Conclusion: It's Time to Say Goodbye . . . for Now	p. 211
Epilogue	p. 213
Appendix	p. 221
About the Authors	p. 223
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