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9781843177043

A Dyslexic Walks into a Bra . . . A Compendium of the Best Jokes, Gags, and One-Liners

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  • ISBN13:

    9781843177043

  • ISBN10:

    1843177048

  • Format: Paperback
  • Copyright: 2012-10-09
  • Publisher: Michael O'Mara
  • Purchase Benefits
List Price: $12.75

Summary

A side-splitting collection packed full of the best jokes, gags, and one-liners What's the difference between a businessman and a warm dog? The businessman wears a suit, the dog just pants. What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? A lawyer charges more. A woman was driving along the road when the car in front braked suddenly and she ploughed into the back of it. When the driver got out, the woman saw that he was short of stature. He said "I'm not happy." The woman said: "Well, which one ARE you?" Time after time, the classic gags keep people laughing, and this collection brings together a batch of the best jokes that are gauranteed to have anyone rolling in the aisles. With jokes ranging from the classic subjects (man walks into a bar; an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman; marriage and divorce; and more) to laugh-a-minute one-liners and the downright surreal, there is a wealth of hilarious subject matter to keep readers entertained.

Author Biography

Nick Harris is the author of An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman: A Mammoth Compendium of the Best Jokes, Gags and One-Liners.

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Excerpts

It's the classic gags that keep people laughing time after time, and Nick Harris has collected together a bumper batch of the best jokes that are guranteed to have anyone rolling in the aisles. With jokes ranging from the classic subjects (man walks into a bar, an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman, marriage and divorce and more) to laugh-a-minute one-liners and the downright surreal, there is a wealth of hilarious subject matter to keep readers entertained. This is the perfect stocking filler for anyone that loves a good old laugh.

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