Fat Hoochie Prom Queen

by Medina, Nico

• ISBN13: 9781416936039
• ISBN10: 1416936033
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2008-05-06
• Publisher: Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers

Summary

What does it take to be the queen?Margarita "Madge" Diaz is fat, foxy, and fabulous. She loves herself, and is adored by almost everyone else...except queen bee/student-body president Bridget Benson. These two girls have a history that's uglier than a drag queen after last call. During a heated argument, they decide there's only one way to end their rivalry: be named prom queen and the other backs off -- for good.Of course, everything looks different in the sober light of morning, but pride is at stake and the race is on. Madge is committed to doing whatever it takes to secure the title, but so is Bridget. And everyone's got something to hide.Welcome to Winter Park High School, where the dirt's not just gonna fly...it's gonna go into freakin' orbit.

Author Biography

Nico Medina is the author of The Straight Road to Kylie, Fat Hoochie Prom Queen, and Go Ahead, Ask Me. He works at a publishing house in New York City.

Table of Contents

The Pink Bermuda Triangle

High-Stakes Drama, for the Bargain Price of Fifty Dollars

The Jungles of Central Florida

Streaking for the Cause

HowDoesOne Recover from a Wooden Animal Party?

Sit Back, Breathe, BeDazzle

Bridget Benson Caters to Your Every Need!

Showdown at Redneck Randy's

Visine Up, Baby!

Pearls of Wisdom

InLiquid CocaineVeritas

Everything Looks Better (or at Least More Interesting)...in the Morning

A Soft Spot for Bearded Ladies

New Course of Action

Stakeout Sisters

Some Serious Scary-Movie Stuff

Jade + Jed 4Ever! A Brief Lucas Interlude--

Deep Thoughts

How It All Shook Out

Acknowledgments

About the Author

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