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In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks



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In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks is Adam Carolla's comedic gospel of modern America. In his signature balls-out style, Carolla rips into the absurdity of the culture that made Steve Miller a rock star, demonized the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, turned the nation's bathrooms into a lawless free-for-all of urine and fecal matter, and put its citizens at the mercy of a bunch of minimum wagers with axes to grind. Peppered between complaints Carolla shares candid anecdotes from his day to day life as well as his past-Sunday football at Jimmy Kimmel's house, his attempts to raise his kids in a society that he mostly disagrees with, his big showbiz break, and much, much more. Brilliantly showcasing Adam's spot-on sense of humor, this book cements his status as a cultural commentator/comedian/complainer extraordinaire. From the Hardcover edition.

Table of Contents

Get It Onp. 1
A Little Bit About the Authorp. 2
Kids These Daysp. 12
Where Have All the Fellas Gone?p. 23
We've Built a Minimum-Wage Gilded Cagep. 32
Airport 2010p. 41
That's Entertainment?p. 55
Motherfucking Naturep. 79
Bathroom Doos and Don'tsp. 91
Women, Hear Me Roarp. 100
A Message to the Fat Cats in Washingtonp. 116
God, Religious Tolerance, and Other Shit That Doesn't Existp. 144
Foods I Have a Beef Withp. 151
This Chapter Is Not a Hate Crimep. 172
I Want My Future Backp. 183
Do Yourself a Favorp. 207
Time to Gall It a Lifep. 231
Conclusionp. 245
Acknowledgmentsp. 247
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