BEING NINJA.
DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES?
Not by yourself, that’s for sure. But the brutal, six-week program
in Going Ninja will make it happen. Transforming you from a
slow-refl exed nobody into a ripped, shuriken-hurling assassin.
What is the best way to sever a head with a chopstick?
How much personal blood loss is too much? This book shows
the way to turn your boring life into a never-ending, sake-filled
victory celebration:
Learn to dismember anyone
Wield a ninja sword with confidence
Bone up on the rich history of American ninjas
Tone your arms, neck, jaw and glutes
Get laid every night, in Japanese
Pump up the awesome
DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES?
Not by yourself, that’s for sure. But the brutal, six-week program
in Going Ninja will make it happen. Transforming you from a
slow-refl exed nobody into a ripped, shuriken-hurling assassin.
What is the best way to sever a head with a chopstick?
How much personal blood loss is too much? This book shows
the way to turn your boring life into a never-ending, sake-filled
victory celebration:
Learn to dismember anyone
Wield a ninja sword with confidence
Bone up on the rich history of American ninjas
Tone your arms, neck, jaw and glutes
Get laid every night, in Japanese
Pump up the awesome