Gurps Iou: Welcome to Illuminati University!

by McCoy, Elizabeth

• ISBN13: 9781556342066
• ISBN10: 1556342063
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2000-01-01
• Publisher: Psi

Table of Contents

Introduction	4	(1)
About Gurps	4	(1)
Welcome!	5	(6)
Obligatory Marketing Hype	6	(2)
Top 10 Reasons for Coming to IOU	6	(1)
Politically Correct Speech at IOU	6	(1)
Admissions	7	(1)
Financial Aid	7	(1)
College Acronyms	7	(1)
The ``Smith and Wesson'' Scholarship	7	(1)
Continuing Education	7	(1)
IOU Overview	8	(3)
The University	8	(1)
Where in the World Is IOU?	8	(1)
Campus Rules	8	(1)
History (Oral Tradition Version)	8	(1)
Student Handbook (Readers Digest Version)	9	(1)
Major Dorms	9	(2)
Building Character(s)	11	(14)
Point Levels	12	(1)
Character Types	12	(3)
Advantages	15	(1)
Disadvantages	16	(1)
Skills	17	(1)
New Advantages	18	(3)
New Disadvantages	21	(2)
New Skills	23	(2)
Colleges & Departments	25	(21)
School of Weird & Unnatural Sciences & Engineering	26	(6)
University Organization	26	(1)
Reorganizations	26	(1)
Other WUSE Departments	27	(1)
Department of Chemistry	28	(1)
Department of Genetic Engineering	28	(1)
Department of Computer Wizardry	29	(1)
Department of Military Biology	30	(1)
Department of Military Science & Cost Overruns	30	(1)
Government Grants	30	(1)
Department of Physics	31	(1)
Department of The Computer Science	31	(1)
Forming a New Department	31	(1)
College of Obscure and Unhealthy Professions	32	(2)
School of Medicine	32	(1)
Other COUP Departments	32	(1)
Creating Courses	33	(1)
School of Law	33	(1)
College of Temporal Happenstance, Ultimate Lies, & Historical Undertakings	34	(4)
Faculty Blood Feuds	35	(1)
Department of Prehistory	35	(1)
Department of Ancient History	35	(1)
Department of Medieval Studies	36	(1)
Other CTHULHU Departments	36	(1)
Department of Modern History	37	(1)
Department of Future History	37	(1)
D.O.C.T.O.R.	37	(1)
School of Conservative Arts	38	(1)
Other SCA Departments	38	(1)
School of Performing & Creative Arts	38	(2)
Other SPCA Departments	38	(1)
Department of Cinematography	39	(1)
College of Metaphysics	40	(2)
Other CoM Departments	40	(1)
Department of Alchemy	40	(1)
Department of Temporal Metaphysics	41	(1)
Department of Thaumaturgy	41	(1)
College of Communications	42	(1)
Other CoC Departments	42	(1)
Department of Journalism	42	(1)
Department of Mass Media	43	(1)
School of Social Anti-Sciences	43	(2)
Other SSAS Departments	44	(1)
English Department	44	(1)
College of Zen Surrealism	45	(1)
Other CZS Departments	45	(1)
University (Dis-) Organizations	46	(9)
The Administration	47	(4)
Axioms of Administration	47	(1)
Campus Mail	47	(1)
Board of Trustees	47	(1)
Campus (In-) Security	48	(1)
Health Services	48	(1)
Forms	48	(1)
Student Union, Local 666	48	(1)
The Library	49	(1)
The Ilumni Association	49	(1)
Career Planning Center	49	(1)
Student Disservices	50	(1)
Vehicle Pool	50	(1)
Student Investment Services	50	(1)
Student Organizations	51	(4)
Student Senate	51	(1)
Campus Crusade for C.T.H.U.L.H.U.	51	(1)
Campus Crusade for Cthulhu	51	(1)
Democrats for Cthulhu	51	(1)
WIOU and KIOU	51	(1)
ROTC	51	(1)
The Daily Illuminator	51	(1)
The Student Overground	51	(1)
Student Liberation Organization	52	(1)
Society for Unimaginative Anachronism	52	(1)
Fraternities and Sororities	52	(1)
Sample Fraternities & Sororities	53	(1)
Sports	54	(1)
Basic Moopsball Rules	54	(1)
People	55	(15)
Personalities	56	(8)
The ArchDean	56	(1)
Dr. What7	57	(1)
Clark M. Walters	58	(1)
Dean of Metaphysics	59	(1)
The Unseen Dean	59	(1)
William Waldon	60	(1)
Lilly Ann Bie	61	(1)
Patricia Miller	61	(1)
The Computer	62	(1)
George the Janitor	62	(1)
The Librarian	63	(1)
Robocrat	63	(1)
Madame Curry	64	(1)
Sample Students	64	(5)
Gillian Brent	64	(1)
Joe Calderwood	65	(1)
Loriel deForest	65	(1)
Guido	66	(1)
Sarah Holden	66	(1)
Johnathan Lirden III	66	(1)
Og	67	(1)
John Smith	67	(1)
Swomi Tift	68	(1)
Generic Staff	69	(1)
Campus Security	69	(1)
Sahudese Gardeners	69	(1)
Places	70	(11)
Buildings and Landmarks	71	(6)
The Pent	71	(1)
The Main Building	71	(1)
Mapping the Campus	71	(1)
The Founder	71	(1)
The Clock Tower	72	(1)
The College of Metaphysics Building	72	(1)
The Avant Gardens	72	(1)
The Avant Guardsman	72	(1)
Generic Buildings	72	(1)
The Library	73	(1)
Student Scab Building	73	(1)
Student Confederacy	73	(1)
The Museum	73	(1)
Campus Bookstore	74	(1)
The Botany Building	74	(1)
The Public Toilet	74	(1)
Madame Salome's Performing Arts Center	75	(1)
Solar Power Plant	75	(1)
Croesus Ilumni Center	75	(1)
Dorms	75	(1)
Borgia Center	76	(1)
A Typical IOU Meal	76	(1)
Maiham Stadium & the Sports Complex	76	(1)
University Regulation of Pocket Dimensions	77	(1)
The Steam Tunnels	77	(1)
The Town	78	(2)
Pyramid Mall	78	(1)
More Off-Campus Sites of Interest	79	(1)
Campus Map	80	(1)
Things	81	(11)
Tech Level IOU	82	(1)
Matter, Anti-Matter & Doesn't-Matter	82	(3)
Braindumping Machines	82	(1)
Campus Reality Stabilizers	83	(1)
Dimensional Gates	83	(1)
Miniaturizer	83	(1)
Po-Peel Artifact	83	(1)
Resurrectatron	84	(1)
SuperDuplicator	84	(1)
The Computer	84	(1)
Vending Machines	84	(1)
Magic Items	85	(1)
Bare Skin Rug	85	(1)
The Crockpot of the Gods	85	(1)
Dimensional Gates	85	(1)
Life-Savers	85	(1)
Protection Racquet	85	(1)
Stupid Hat Tricks	86	(1)
Three-Piece Suits	86	(1)
VCR Remotes	86	(1)
...and Things!	86	(6)
Bimbiras	87	(1)
Bio-Ogre	87	(1)
Cats, the ArchDean's	87	(1)
CIA Gulls	88	(1)
Dryads	88	(1)
Gerbils, Zombie	88	(1)
IRS Agents	88	(1)
Kajones	89	(1)
Meeps	89	(1)
Pigeons, Campus	89	(1)
Rabbits, Lab	89	(1)
Rats	90	(1)
Squirrels	90	(1)
Stranglevine Cactus	91	(1)
Turtles, Arctic Furred	91	(1)
The IOU Campaign	92	(10)
IOU in Other Genres	93	(1)
Campaign Style	94	(4)
Silly	95	(1)
IOU and Time Travel	95	(1)
Weird	96	(1)
Darkly Illuminated	97	(1)
Using IOU in a Time Travel Campaign	97	(1)
Campus Life	98	(3)
Housing	98	(1)
Parking Permits	98	(1)
Transportation	99	(1)
Roommates	99	(1)
Food	99	(1)
Money	100	(1)
Recreation	100	(1)
Jobs Table	101	(1)
Beyond Mundane	102	(15)
Technology	103	(2)
Weird Science and TL Modifiers	103	(1)
Do-It-Yourself Rubber Science	104	(1)
Control Ratings & Legality Classes	104	(1)
Gadgeteering at IOU	105	(6)
Catalogs	105	(1)
IOU in Space	106	(1)
Guaranteed Play-Balance Table	107	(1)
Character Death (or Otherwise)	107	(1)
Random Side-Effect Table	108	(1)
When PCs Own Too Much	108	(1)
Alien Tech	109	(1)
Gadgets for Non-Gadgeteers	109	(1)
Enigmatic Alien Device Button-Pushing Table	110	(1)
Loaning or Selling Gadgets	110	(1)
Gadgeteering: Inventing New Devices	111	(4)
Creating New Equipment	111	(1)
Bugs in Gadgets	111	(1)
Malfunctioning Gadgets	112	(1)
Optional Rule: ``Gizmo'' Gadgets	113	(1)
Gadgeteering During Adventures	114	(1)
Quick Gadgeteering	114	(1)
Psionics	114	(1)
Superpowers	114	(1)
Magic	115	(2)
Pun Magic	115	(1)
Weird Magic	115	(2)
IOU Adventures	117	(7)
One Card to Rule the Mall	118	(1)
The Ultimate Plot	118	(1)
The Egg and IOU	118	(1)
The Spammish Inquisition	119	(1)
From Bad to WUSE	119	(1)
Drafted into Security	120	(1)
Recruiting Drive	120	(1)
Sneak Preview	121	(1)
Old MacDonald had a Byte -- AI IOU!	121	(1)
The Martian Morons	121	(1)
Terminal Exam	122	(1)
Off-Campus Adventures	122	(2)
Ya Cain't Get Heah From Theah!	122	(1)
Lights! Camera! Illuminati!	123	(1)
Glossary	124	(1)
Bibliography	125	(2)
Index	127