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Introduction: Featuring Hello and Other Thoughts | |
My American Childhood | p. 2 |
The Family: So Help Me God, I Will Turn This Book Around Right Here | p. 4 |
Old People: Your Glasses Are on Top of Your Head | p. 20 |
Animals: Marking My Territory | p. 30 |
Religion: Accepting Jesus As My Personal Editor | p. 44 |
My American Adolescence | p. 68 |
Sports: When It's Okay to Shower With Men | p. 70 |
Sex & Dating: 1001 Abstinence Positions | p. 86 |
Homosexuals: Do Not Read By Glowstick Light | p. 106 |
Higher Education: Smarties Pantsed | p. 118 |
Hollywood: Lights! Camera! Treason! | p. 130 |
My American Maturity | p. 148 |
The Media: Stop the Presses! Forever! | p. 150 |
Class War: Let Them Buy Cake for a Change | p. 160 |
Race: Fact or Fiction? | p. 170 |
Immigrants: No Way, Jose | p. 180 |
Science: Thanks for the Nukes, Now Go Away | p. 190 |
A Note to the Future: Instructions on How to Defrost My Head | p. 208 |
What Have We Learned? | p. 212 |
How to Retire This Book | p. 216 |
The White House Correspondents' Dinner | p. 218 |
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