If you are looking for a great relationship don't buy this book. If you are looking for lots of deep and meaningful insights that will finally bring you the intimacy and love you deserve -- forget about it! But if you want to laugh all the way to your shock treatments, then this is the book for you! In this ground-breaking relationship book you will discover why 98.6% of all men absolutely loathe themselves. And why the other gender wholeheartedly agrees. You also learn: Why, before making a commitment, most men suffer from PMS (Pre-Marital Syndrome); The common utterances of the male Lie-bido, such as, "I'm not dating anyone else"; The subconscious messages men receive from their mothers (usually on their answering machines); How to have Safe Sex (see our chapter on How To Be Your Own Best Lover). There are also invaluable tips on: Using the Impersonal Ads; Menopause vs. Womenopause; Buy-Sexuality and much more!