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Introduction to the Paperback Edition | p. ix |
A Note from the Author | p. xi |
Thanks for No Memory | p. 1 |
A Letter to My Friend or A Frog in a Sombrero Does Not a Party Make | p. 13 |
Daily Affirmations or A Cup of Pudding a Day Is the Way to Stay O.K. | p. 19 |
Ellen DeGeneres: Road Warrior or Sometimes You Need a Map, Sometimes You Need a Globe, Sometimes You Need a Map and a Globe-but Not Very Often | p. 25 |
The Plane Truth or Dem Ain't Goobers, Dem's Peanuts! | p. 37 |
Ellen's New Hobby | p. 47 |
Ellenvision | p. 57 |
I Went to a Psychic or Baloney Is Just Salami with an Inferiority Complex | p. 63 |
How to Explain Sex to a Child or Where There's a Corn Chip, There's Bound to Be Hot Sauce | p. 71 |
In the Kitchen with Ellen or As Tasty as Poison and Just as Deadly | p. 79 |
Things That Sound Like a Good Idea at First, but Really Aren't | p. 87 |
Ellen DeGeneres Is a Man! or Ellen DeGeneres Is a Man! | p. 91 |
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p. 103 | |
The Scariest Thing | p. 107 |
The Time Ellen DeGeneres Had an Emergency! | p. 117 |
One Step Closer to God or One Step Back, You Do the Hokey-Pokey and You Turn Yourself Around | p. 125 |
The Ellie-Gellie | p. 133 |
Things to Do if You're Stuck in an Elevator to Help You Pass the Time | p. 139 |
Ellen's Wild Kingdom or You Can Put High Heels on a Poodle, but That Won't Make It a Hooker | p. 143 |
Ask Ellen or It Might Look Like Honey, It Might Taste Like Honey, and Bless My Corns, It Might Even Honey | p. 155 |
Crazy Superstitions That Really Work! | p. 165 |
The Benefits of Being a Celebrity By Ellen DeGeneres, Big Enormous Star | p. 169 |
Your Own Fantasy Conversation with Ellen DeGeneres | p. 175 |
Experiments in Human Behavior | p. 185 |
Ellen's Sure-Fire Cures for the Things That Ail Ye | p. 199 |
The Last Chapter | p. 207 |
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