Perfume and Underwear

by Sherwood, Michael H.

• ISBN13: 9781936198153
• ISBN10: 1936198150
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2010-05-17
• Publisher: Itasca Books

Summary

Have you ever come up with the perfect comeback, but too late for a clever response?

Author Biography

Michael lives in mid-coast Maine with his wife, their Weimaraner named Skye, and Psycho the cat. Michael was fortunate enough to have attended private schools, the Marine Corps, and then business college. Following those life experiences, he was employed by some of the top Fortune 500 corporations in sales and management. To fulfill his version of a satisfying career...he made the decision to drastically alter his occupation and lifestyle. Michael now kicks back at the end of the day and enjoys his evening vodka Gibsonùstraight up, one onionùwhile contemplating his next boat, a forty-four foot lobster yacht, and organizing another writing project.

Table of Contents

Preface	p. vii
Credits	p. ix
Dedication	p. x
Who are You?	p. xi
A Unique Quotation	p. xiii
The Sayings	p. 1
Foundation Garments: (etiquette, manners, and survival)	p. 1
Briefs: (basic terminology)	p. 15
Lingerie: (ôsexyö topics and other PG items)	p. 27
The Sweet Smell of Success: (business and achievements)	p. 37
Eeeyouuu, It's Real!: (real-life recollections)	p. 49
(Smells Like) Youthful Spirit: (ah… youth)	p. 55
Time to Change: (looking to the future)	p. 63
How Much Can They Hold?: (checks - for money and reality)	p. 79
Will it Float?: (boating put in perspective)	p. 93
Clear the Decks and Show Your Colors	p. 97
About the Author	p. 101
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