The Adopters Are Coming! The Adopters Are Coming! | |
Hello, You Must Be Going | |
In Some Cases Your Loan Can Even Be Approved If You Have No Credit at All or If You Have Even Been Convicted of Armed Robbery | |
It Turns Out You Can Go Home Again | |
The Vampire Movie Sounds Interesting, But the Part Sucks | |
The Adoption Process Can Often Be Such a Heartache | |
What Is This Thing You’ve Got Against Ghouls? | |
We’d Like You to Consider a Few of the Advantages of Eternal Life | |
It’s Enough to Make an Insect Puke | |
I’m Sorry, But Burping the Alphabet Is Not on Our List of Approved Artistic Achievements | |
For Conspiracies Involving Giant Mealworms You Need to Go to a Different Department | |
You Folks Have Been a Great Audience—I’ll Be Here All Week | |
School for Mutants | |
The Enemy of My Enemy Is My Friend | |
Eating Children: A Matter of Conscience? | |
You May Be On to Something Very Big | |
There Seems to Be a Slight Problem with Your Credit Report | |
A Fatal Sneeze | |
Waiter, There’s an Orphan in My Soup | |
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