Profileactics

by Ferber, Donna F.

• ISBN13: 9780976113317
• ISBN10: 0976113317
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2009-10-19
• Publisher: Purple Lotus Pr Llc

Summary

A Guide for the Prevention of Ill-Conceived Personal Ads combines lesson in self-awareness and language with a generous dose of wisdom and wit. The result is an invaluable tool for Baby Boomers who are exploring the world of internet dating. We are introduced to hundreds of profile excerpts that demonstrate the often misguided efforts of Boomers looking for love. Some are hilarious, some sad and some are just strange, but all illustrate the power of words.

Author Biography

Donna F. Ferber, LPC, LADC is a psychotherapist in private practice for 25 years in Farmington, CT. Her first book, the award-winning From Ex-Wife to Exceptional Life: A Woman's Journey through Divorce has helped thousands of women recover from divorce and find joy in their new lives. Now she turns her optimism and sage advice toward helping Baby Boomer singles achieve their hearts' desire.

Table of Contents

Introduction Why Profileactics?	p. 1
Boomer has It	p. 2
Romancing From Home	p. 3
50 Ways to Meet Your Lover	p. 4
Easy Writer	p. 5
The Write Stuff	p. 6
He Said, She Read	p. 7
The Age of Delirious	p. 8
Click… Jane or Sally?	p. 9
Of Mouse and Men	p. 11
The Photo Finish	p. 15
The Agony of Delete	p. 17
Write From the Heart (The Profile Excerpts by Category)
I am looking for a woman to change my life	p. 23
I've been told I have the Patience of Job and can make a meal out of rocks	p. 31
I am different (unique, maybe special!) from any man you've met	p. 39
Voluptuous Red-haired Bomb … needs white collared lover man	p. 49
You? You love heels! You wear them with dresses, gowns, jeans	p. 55
… loving and amazingly handsome and you own your own tux…the perfect guy…WOOHOO!	p. 61
Drama Queens need not apply	p. 67
Liars and cheater and married men need not apply	p. 75
I would like a lady who is not afraid to see a dog on a couch	p. 81
Come and get me Prince Charming	p. 93
Fire in the fireplace, thunderstorm, a good woman, a book, a glass of Merlot… Oh yes, Wiener Schnitzel!	p. 101
I am looking for a man to have fun with and be with when I don't have time to have fun	p. 107
My late spouse was lover, best friend, companion… I'm not trying to replace her, but I would like something similar	p. 117
I'm a widow and finding a replacement for my husband is difficult	p. 123
She is welcome to her religion but cannot give a damn about mine	p. 129
I would prefer a man who doesn't explode himself, burn down buildings, or light crosses on front lawns	p. 135
My three ex-wives would tell you that I did not do it well	p. 141
I have two Chihuahuas and they have the final say on any man. If they don't like you your out	p. 147
I need to get back to my former size. Sex would help	p. 153
Here's my little secret…I enjoy being single	p. 161
Let's Give'm Something to Talk About	p. 165
Creating a Safety Net	p. 175
The Best is Still Unwritten	p. 179
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