150 Secrets to a Happy Wife

by Gumm, Joe

• ISBN13: 9781402253287
• ISBN10: 1402253281
• Edition: Reprint
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2011-04-01
• Publisher: Sourcebooks Inc

Summary

Joe Gumm knows how to please his wife-but that's only because he learned the hard way, by doing lots of stupid things first. Now he's giving men funny and poignant ideas to keep them out of the doghouse for good and remind women every day why they love their guys so much. Written in a comedic tone, guaranteed to have wives and husbands laughing together and nodding in recognition, Romancing Mommy conquers the topic of how couples disconnect, especially after the kids are born, and more importantly how to reconnect through teamwork, compassion, humor, and romance.

Table of Contents

Acknowledgments	p. xi
Introduction	p. xiii
Required Reading for Future Sons-in-Law	p. 1
Small Brains, Big Mouths	p. 17
ôI'm Not Fat; I'm Just Big Boned.ö Nope, You're Fat.	p. 25
HELP! My Husband Looks Like Shrek	p. 49
How to Marry out of Your League	p. 65
How to Talk with One Foot in Your Mouth	p. 83
Lazy Is as Lazy Does	p. 99
Pretty Major Stuff	p. 117
Quit Acting like You're ôThe Manö and Actually Be ôThe Manö	p. 133
After You're Done, Do More	p. 149
Father or Friend?	p. 163
Do You Still Like Me? Yes () No () Check One	p. 179
Things to Say to Your Wife If You Want to Die Immediately	p. 193
About the Author	p. 207
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