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They’re getting bigger. And you’re not getting any more sleep.
Second in the Sh!t No One Tells You series, in The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers Dawn Dais tells it like it is again offering real advice for parents of growing children. Filled with tips, encouragement, and a strong dose of humor, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers is a survival handbook for parents on the edge.
You Suck at This. It’s not just your imagination.
Walking Is Hard. Bruising is considerably less difficult.
Remember When You Judged Other Parents? Prepare to eat your words, with a side of karma’s a bitch.
Restaurants Are Battle Zones. Spoiler Alert: You are not the victor.
Kids Get Sick. Then everyone gets sick.
This Childhood Will Be Televised. Hello, camera phones.
Your TV Has Been Hijacked. By things with very high-pitched voices.
Coming from one empathetic parent to another, the tips in this book are real, clever, honest, and designed to make life with a terrible two- or three-year-old a little bit more manageable. Hilarious, helpful, and handy, this book will be appreciated by any parent who has asked: Why didn’t anybody warn me that unconditional love would be so much work?”
Dawn Dais is a freelance writer, designer, and filmmaker from Sacramento, CA. Her three previous books, The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby's First Year (Seal Press, June 2013), The Nonrunner's Marathon Guide for Women (Seal Press, January 2007), and The Noncyclist's Guide to the Century and Other Road Races (Seal Press, May 2009), have topped Amazon.com bestseller lists and been featured by countless TV and print media. her uniquely sarcastic, yet inspiring tone has entertained and gutted an enthusiastic core of readers through ridiculous undertakings such as marathon running and parenting.
Dawn lives in Sacramento, CA, with her partner, 3-year-old daughter, Vivian, and 1-year-old son, Daniel. She is tired.