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Table of Contents
|Let the Anxiety Commence||p. 1|
|How to Exploit an Unborn Baby||p. 22|
|A Twenty-pound Basketball With Legs and Arms||p. 33|
|Dressing Like a Concubine in Humpty Dumpty's Harem||p. 46|
|Labor to the Tune of Janet Jackson's Nipple||p. 63|
|You Have to Peed the Baby ... Through Your Boobs||p. 81|
|Sympathy for the World||p. 95|
|It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Pokes Their Eye Out With a Baby||p. 101|
|The Dive That Turned Into a Belly Flop||p. 122|
|Your Biological Clock Is a Dumbass||p. 135|
|Other Mothers: Your Harshest Critics||p. 153|
|Trusting the Wisdom of a Dog||p. 165|
|Finally, Proof That I Was in the Room When She Was Conceived||p. 180|
|Heather, Interrupted||p. 190|
|Her Screamness Who Screams a Lot Every Day With the Screaming||p. 201|
|If Your Wife Is Pregnant, You Might Want to Skip This One||p. 210|
|My Arms Spread Completely Wide||p. 223|
|I Never Thought I Would Become This Woman||p. 243|
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