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It Sucked and Then I Cried : How I Had a Baby, a Breakdown, and a Much Needed Margarita



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This is the Reprint edition with a publication date of 3/23/2010.

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Heather B. Armstrongis an American blogger who resides in Salt Lake City , Utah . She and husband Jon Armstrong have a daughter and two dogs: Former Congressman Henry "Buck" Chucklesworth, called Chuck, and Dame Eleanor Ritzford-Fitzsimons Puffs, a.k.a Coco .

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heather b. armstrong is the creator of the award-winning, the most popular personal blog on the internet She lives in Salt Lake City, Utah, with her family.

Table of Contents

Prologuep. vii
Let the Anxiety Commencep. 1
How to Exploit an Unborn Babyp. 22
A Twenty-pound Basketball With Legs and Armsp. 33
Dressing Like a Concubine in Humpty Dumpty's Haremp. 46
Labor to the Tune of Janet Jackson's Nipplep. 63
You Have to Peed the Baby ... Through Your Boobsp. 81
Sympathy for the Worldp. 95
It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Pokes Their Eye Out With a Babyp. 101
The Dive That Turned Into a Belly Flopp. 122
Your Biological Clock Is a Dumbassp. 135
Other Mothers: Your Harshest Criticsp. 153
Trusting the Wisdom of a Dogp. 165
Finally, Proof That I Was in the Room When She Was Conceivedp. 180
Heather, Interruptedp. 190
Her Screamness Who Screams a Lot Every Day With the Screamingp. 201
If Your Wife Is Pregnant, You Might Want to Skip This Onep. 210
My Arms Spread Completely Widep. 223
I Never Thought I Would Become This Womanp. 243
Afterwordp. 255
Acknowledgmentsp. 261
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