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Prologue | p. vii |
Let the Anxiety Commence | p. 1 |
How to Exploit an Unborn Baby | p. 22 |
A Twenty-pound Basketball With Legs and Arms | p. 33 |
Dressing Like a Concubine in Humpty Dumpty's Harem | p. 46 |
Labor to the Tune of Janet Jackson's Nipple | p. 63 |
You Have to Peed the Baby ... Through Your Boobs | p. 81 |
Sympathy for the World | p. 95 |
It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Pokes Their Eye Out With a Baby | p. 101 |
The Dive That Turned Into a Belly Flop | p. 122 |
Your Biological Clock Is a Dumbass | p. 135 |
Other Mothers: Your Harshest Critics | p. 153 |
Trusting the Wisdom of a Dog | p. 165 |
Finally, Proof That I Was in the Room When She Was Conceived | p. 180 |
Heather, Interrupted | p. 190 |
Her Screamness Who Screams a Lot Every Day With the Screaming | p. 201 |
If Your Wife Is Pregnant, You Might Want to Skip This One | p. 210 |
My Arms Spread Completely Wide | p. 223 |
I Never Thought I Would Become This Woman | p. 243 |
Afterword | p. 255 |
Acknowledgments | p. 261 |
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