Sue Ellen's Girl Ain't Fat, She Just Weighs Heavy

by Tomlinson, Shellie Rushing

• ISBN13: 9780425240854
• ISBN10: 0425240851
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2011-05-03
• Publisher: Berkley Pub Group

Summary

The bestselling author of Suck Your Stomach In & Put Some Color On!returns with more helpful how-to's and keen observations from Dixie. Guided by principles from the ancient Belle Doctrine, the host of radio and television's All Things Southernoffers down-home advice on everything from health and fitness-managing thy caloric calculations without going Straight Running Crazy and surviving the Raging Inferno Syndrome (aka hot flashes)-to the Southern art of handling your man (Bubba Whispering). Whether giving business tips or debunking the Big Boned Theory, making political observations or celebrating the inevitable resurgence of big hair, Shellie is an adviser women can relate to and laugh with regardless of their age or which side of the Mason-Dixon they call home.

Author Biography

Shellie Rushing Tomlinson is a newspaper columnist, radio host, speaker, and creator of All Things Southern. Shellie and her husband, Phil, live and farm in the Louisiana Delta. Learn more at her website, www.allthingssouthern.com.

Table of Contents

Acknowledgments	p. ix
Prologue	p. 1
She Got Those Heavy Legs from Her Mama's Side	p. 5
Thoughts on Fitness, Health, and Self-Improvement with Sensational Salads to Baby Your Curves
The Science of Bubba Whispering	p. 43
How to Train a Bubba with Main Dish Recipes He'll Sit Up and Beg For
Normal Crazy vs. Straight Running Crazy	p. 83
Southern Insight on the Absurd with Bread Recipes That Rise to the Occasion
Self-Cleaning Underwear, an Idea Whose Time Should Never Come	p. 119
Time Management and Business Development Tips with Casserole Recipes to Beat the Clock
Ya Southern Mama Is Following You on Twitter	p. 155
Thoughts on Manners and Social Media with Snacks to Please Any Crowd
Paulette the Pundit, Lord Help Us One and All	p. 193
Political and Economic Observations with Soup Recipes to Stretch the Family Budget
Rein It In, Geraldo	p. 233
Regional Showdowns with Side Dishes and Vegetable Recipes to Iron Out Our Differences
Parties, Presents, and a Missing Bubba Perched in a Deer Stand	p. 263
Holiday Survival Tips with Dessert Recipes for Your Sweeties
If All Else Fails, Laugh	p. 295
Miscellaneous Thoughts from The Belle of All Things Southern with This and That Recipes to Add to Your Bag of Tricks
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