Welcome to the Asylum | p. 1 |
I'm Clear, You're Clear, the Chihuahua Is Clear | p. 7 |
Papermedic | p. 13 |
First Code | p. 17 |
Show and Tell | p. 27 |
Is It Me, or Is It Drafty in Here? | p. 29 |
Misdemeanor Credit Card | p. 31 |
DWPA (Dead with Paramedic Assistance) | p. 39 |
That Biohazard Bag Is Moving . . . | p. 45 |
Hey, Kid, Where's the Cop? | p. 49 |
My Favorite Martin | p. 53 |
Kismet | p. 61 |
Crying Wolf | p. 65 |
Masculinity Lessons | p. 75 |
Two Saves in Two Days | p. 85 |
Tube Me Sheila | p. 97 |
Look, I'm an IV Pole! | p. 101 |
Back to the Promised Land | p. 107 |
Dying Alone | p. 111 |
Animal Magnetism | p. 117 |
Cursed | p. 123 |
Turn Off That Pacemaker! | p. 129 |
What Do You Mean, Dead? | p. 137 |
Karma | p. 143 |
Better Him than Me | p. 145 |
Uh, Who's Running the Hospital? | p. 151 |
Pissing Contest | p. 155 |
Deep in the Arms of Prince Valium | p. 159 |
Dead Bodies and Burnout | p. 165 |
Modified Scrotal Lead | p. 173 |
Poor Boy CPAP | p. 177 |
That Ain't Blood | p. 181 |
Supermedic | p. 185 |
TLC | p. 191 |
I'm a Big Girl, and I Know What I'm Doing | p. 201 |
She Digs Me-I Can Tell | p. 209 |
Thwarting Natural Selection | p. 215 |
When Ostriches Attack | p. 221 |
Ten-Dollar Words | p. 225 |
Clueless | p. 229 |
Little White Crosses | p. 233 |
Tank | p. 243 |
Pucker Factor: 11.0 | p. 247 |
Leon and the Man-Eating Car | p. 259 |
Hoppy Doll | p. 263 |
Ice Storm | p. 269 |
Varices | p. 279 |
Silent Night | p. 285 |
Epilogue: Grief Sponge | p. 289 |
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