Everyone's Seen My Tits Stories and Reflections from an Unlikely Feminist

by Hazell, Keeley

• ISBN13: 9781538742686
• ISBN10: 1538742683
• eBook ISBN(s): 9781538742709
• Format: Hardcover
• Copyright: 2025-08-26
• Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
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Summary

A fierce and funny essay collection exploring the relationship between class and feminism, sexual politics, and the power of writing your own story; from the former Page Three model who inspired the iconic Ted Lasso character Keeley Jones.

At eighteen, Keeley Hazell’s breasts had been seen by millions. Raised in a poor, working-class family, she scrounged for chicken and chips money, got in trouble with the police, and once even set a car on fire. Modeling was her ticket out, but she soon learned success has a dark side, especially if it involves a woman revealing her body. She quickly became known as a big-boobed bimbo with few clothes and fewer thoughts; and, when the world is telling you who you are, it’s hard not to believe them. Her troubles escalated when she became the victim of widely-distributed revenge porn, and people assumed she orchestrated it to further her career. Desperate to save her reputation, Keeley’s attempts to do damage control resulted in a disastrous newspaper interview where she was unable to make herself heard.  But it also resulted in a reckoning. She quit modeling, moved thousands of miles away, reinvented herself as an actress and writer and eventually faced her most challenging job on Ted Lasso – rewriting what it means to be Keeley, both on screen and in real life.

Author Biography

Keeley Hazell is a writer, actress, and former glamour model known for being one of the UK’s most successful Page 3 models. She has graced numerous magazine covers worldwide and transitioned into acting after studying at the Lee Strasberg Film and Theatre Institute in Los Angeles, appearing in films like Horrible Bosses 2, Like Crazy and the TV show The Royals.  She was also a writer and actress on Apple+’s award-winning TV show, Ted Lasso, where the lead character of ‘Keeley’ is named and based on her. Everyone’s Seen My Tits is her first book. She currently resides in New York.