Guide to Getting It On

by Joannides, Psy.D., Paul; Gröss Sr., Daerick

• ISBN13: 9781885535450
• ISBN10: 1885535457
• Edition: 8th
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2015-04-07
• Publisher: Goofy Foot Press

Summary

The only book where it's almost as much fun to read about sex as it is to have sex. And it just keeps getting better.

Author Biography

Paul Joannides, Psy.D. is a research psychoanalyst. He is on the editorial board of the Journal of Sexual Medicine and he has received the Professional Excellence Award from the American Association of Sex Educators, Counselors and Therapists. Paul has given the opening address for the CFLE-Planned Parenthood National Sex Educators Conference and he speaks at colleges such as Dartmouth, Yale, Tufts and Rice.

Dærick Gröss Sr. is an internationally recognized illustrator of fantasy and comic book art. It is difficult to think of The Guide without his wonderful touch. Thanks to Dærick's magic, the characters in this book are able to have sex when its covers are closed. This is why they are always smiling.

Table of Contents

The Beginning

Changes — Then and Now ................. 11

1. The Alpha Chapter ................. 15

How To & Then Some

2. Romance ................. 21

3. Kissing ................. 29

4. The Importance of Getting Naked ................. 43

5. On the Penis ................. 57

6. Semen Confidential ................. 87

7. What's Inside a Girl ................. 99

8. The Hymen ................. 133

9. Orgasms, Sunsets & Hand Grenades ................. 139

10. The Orgasm Talk ................. 155

11. Massage–The Ultimate Tenderness ................. 161

12. Sex Lubes–A New Look ................. 163

13. Consent ................. 171

14. Handjobs ................. 179

15. The Zen of Finger Fucking ................. 197

16. Nipples, Nipples, Nipples ................. 227

17. Balls, Balls, Balls ................. 237

18. The Prostate & Male Pelvic Underground ................. 249

19. Doing Yourself in Your Partner's Presence ................. 265

20. Oral Sex–Vulvas & Honey Pots ................. 271

21. Oral Sex–Penises & Popsicles ................. 297

22. Condoms–For the Ride of Your Life ................. 319

23. Intercourse–Horizontal Jogging ................. 329

24. Anal Sex–Up Your Bum ................. 363

25. Playing with Yourself ................. 381

26. Oscillator, Generator, Vibrator, Dildo ................. 399

27. Fun with Your Foreskin ................. 413

28. Sex Fantasies ................. 423

Porn

29. The Fairy Pornmother ................. 431

30. Porndoggie's Dirty Dozen ................. 435

Sex in the Real World

31. Casual Sex ................. 447

32. Sex with a Co-Worker ................. 463

33. Sex When You Move Back Home ................. 471

34. Talking about Sex ................. 485

35. Better Mating Through Internet Dating? ................. 491

36. I Knew the Bride ................. 495

37. Sex in the Military ................. 503

38. MRIs of Sexual Arousal ................. 521

39. What's Normal: 10,000 People Talk About Sex ................. 525

Your First Time

40. Bye Bye V-Card–Losing Your Virginity ................. 541

41. The First Time–Not What You'd Think ................. 555

Beyond Vanilla

42. Between Vanilla and Kink ................. 559

43. Piercings & Tattoos 567

44. Threesomes ................. 581

45. Double Penetration ................. 597

46. Kinky Corner ................. 601

Below the Belt

47. Vulva Care–Keeping Your Kitty Happy ................. 617

48. Male Genital Care–Special Instructions ................. 625

49. Inside Amber's Vagina ................. 627

50. Surfing the Crimson Wave (Period Sex) ................. 631

51. Shaving Down Below ................. 655

52. Gnarly Sex Germs ................. 667

53. Premature Ejaculation–Dyslexia of the Penis ................. 701

54. Delayed Ejaculation ................. 723

55. When Your System Crashes ................. 737

56. Damn That Hurts! When Sex Is Painful ................. 755

57. Hypospadias ................. 767

Birth Control, Pregnancy & Parenting

58. Birth Control–Sperm vs. Egg ................. 771

59. The Pill & Your Sex Drive ................. 787

60. Trying to Get Pregnant ................. 795

61. Sex During Pregnancy ................. 799

62. Abortion, Adoption ................. 817

63. Explaining Sex to Kids ................. 819

64. “Send me a hot pic” for Parents of Teens ................. 841

65. Sweet Dreams and Wet Dreams ................. 845

Sex in History & Popular Culture

66. The Dirty Word Chapter ................. 849

67. Barbie the Icon ................. 857

68. The Historical Breast & Bra ................. 869

69. The Fruit of His Loom ................. 881

70. What's Masculine, Feminine & Erotic ................. 887

71. Sex & God ................. 893

72. Sex in the 1800s ................. 897

73. Kink in the Animal Kingdom ................. 953

Orientation & Gender

74. Orientation in Flux ................. 957

75. Same-Sex Fun & Luvin' ................. 967

76. Gender Benders ................. 981

77. Intersex ................. 991

Sex & the Human Condition

78. Sex & Breast, Brain & Ball Cancer ................. 995

79. Bashful Bladder ................. 1007

80. Sex & Diabetes ................. 1009

81. Sex When You Are Horny & Disabled ................. 1013

82. Snoring & Gas ................. 1029

83. Sex & Hysterectomy ................. 1033

84. Techno Breasts & Weenie Angst ................. 1037

85. Basic Brain Weirdness ................. 1049

86. Good Sex after Bad–Rape & Abuse ................. 1059

The End

87. Vaya Con Dios! ................. 1079

About the Illustrations ................. 1081

Thanks! ................. 1085

Glossary ................. 1087