Here Be Dragons Telling Tales Of People, Passion and Power

by NEWMAN, PETER C.

• ISBN13: 9780771067969
• ISBN10: 0771067968
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2005-09-13
• Publisher: Douglas Gibson Books

Summary

The #1 national bestseller now revised and updated with a new Epilogue. Now aged 75, Peter C. Newman at last tells the story of his stranger-than-fiction life. Try to keep up as we follow his many lives: as a pampered child in a Czech chateau; a Jewish kid in short pants being machine-gunned by Nazi fighter planes on the beach at Biarritz, en route to the last ship to escape from France in 1940; as a refugee on an Ontario farm; as an outsider on a scholarship at Upper Canada College; as aFinancial Postjournalist, then an author whoseRenegade in Powermade Canadian politics dramatic and disrespectfully exciting for the first time; as the man who revealed the secrets of the rulers of the Canadian business world inThe Canadian Establishment, and other huge business success stories, includingThe Establishment Man, on Conrad Black; or the millionaire who turned his back on business books and tackled Canadian history (Company of Adventurersand other triumphs), in a career where his work has dominated the bestseller lists in politics, business, history, and current affairs. In the midst of all this were his years at theToronto StarandMaclean'swhere, as editor, he took the magazine weekly a huge accomplishment. He is still a legend there, where his columns continue to run. He knew and wrote about every prime minister from Louis St. Laurent to Paul Martin and every prominent Canadian hero or villain in between. Yet his most interesting character is Peter C. Newman. Incredibly, this central figure known to millions of Canadians sees himself as a perennial outsider. In personal terms, the rich little Czech boy whose nannies never stayed talks frankly about his marriages and the women he has known before his ultimate marriage to his beloved Alvy. His enthusiasms from jazz to the Canadian Navy, not to mention his adventures on his beloved sailboat make for a rich portrait of an astonishingcharacter, one who never stops being controversial.

Author Biography

Peter C. Newman has been writing about Canadian politics for nearly half a century, including books on prime ministers John Diefenbaker, Lester B. Pearson and Pierre Elliott Trudeau. His Renegade in Power (1963) revolutionized Canadian political reporting with its controversial “insiders-tell-all” approach. Four decades later, Newman has done it again, with his ultimate insider book, The Secret Mulroney Tapes: Unguarded Confessions of a Prime Minister.

The author of twenty-two books that have sold two million copies, Newman has won a half dozen of the country’s most illustrious literary awards, including the Drainie-Taylor Biography prize for his 2004 memoir, Here Be Dragons: Telling Tales of People, Passion and Power. A former editor-in-chief of the Toronto Star and Maclean’s, Newman has been honoured with a National Newspaper Award, has been elected to the News Hall of Fame, and has earned the informal title of Canada’s “most cussed and discussed” political commentator.

Table of Contents

Prologue: Here Be Dragons	1	(16)
Machine-gunned on the beaches of Biarritz
Cheating the Holocaust	17	(33)
On the last ship out of wartime Europe
Circle Jerks, Snobbery, and the Lash	50	(28)
Surviving Upper Canada College
WASP Like Me	78	(22)
Finding out that roast beef is an ethnic dish
My Flame of Power	100	(22)
Writing my first, best-seller at 29
Storming Ottawa's Barricades	122	(35)
Developing the Cabinet leaks that sank ships of state
The Making of a Renegade	157	(21)
The secrets behind Canada's all-time political best-seller
The Last Roundup	178	(23)
Farewell to John Diefenbaker
Bumbling to Babylon	201	(28)
A good man in a wicked time
Passions: My Double Life in the Royal Canadian Navy	229	(22)
How I brought the Third Fleet into Pearl Harbor
My Star Wars	251	(26)
The failure of a mission
Passions: Journeys	277	(27)
How I discovered Swedish Girls, Moshe Dayan, and Italian Porn Stars
The Gunslinger	304	(44)
The dark side of Pierre Elliott Trudeau
Captain Canada to the Rescue	348	(54)
Saving Maclean's Magazine
Black Magic	402	(58)
How Conrad became a weapon of mass self-destruction
The Spy Who Came Into the Fold	460	(65)
Disrobing the Canadian Establishment
Passions: Writer of the Purple Sage	525	(34)
How to sell two million books
The Company that Became a Country	559	(52)
Tackling the Empire of the Bay
Passions: Sailing	611	(20)
Finding my soul at sea
For the Love of Alvy	631	(12)
Wooing the love of my life
Green Monkeys, Gnomes, and Guv'nors	643	(45)
Discoveries in exile
Epilogue: Child of the Century	688	(12)
Newman is Human, after all
Acknowledgements	700	(9)
Paperback Edition Afterword	709	(4)
Chronology	713	(6)
Index	719

Excerpts

CHAPTER EIGHT

as prime minister, John Diefenbaker always kept the red norad hotline telephone on prominent display in his East Block office. “Why, I can get the American president at any time!” he would boast to visitors. After Lester Bowles “Mike” Pearson took office in the spring of 1963, he removed the emergency instrument from its prominent location and hid it carelessly behind a curtain. When it suddenly began to ring one winter morning during Cold War tensions, he ­couldn’t find it. He had been interrupted in mid-­conversation with his External Affairs minister Paul Martin, and the two men began chasing each other around the room like a pair of Keystone Kops. “My God, Mike,” gasped Martin, as they failed to locate the source of the sound. “Do you realize this could mean war?”

“They ­can’t start a war,” puffed the optimistic Pearson, “if we ­don’t answer the phone.” As it turned out, the caller was a confused Bell subscriber who wanted to speak to “Charlie” and had mistakenly dialled the most highly classified number in the country.

That little vignette summed up the stewardship of Mike Pearson, Canada’s ace diplomat, who wore a dented political crown uneasily from April 1963 to April 1968. To this day, he is revered as having been unfailingly civil, engagingly friendly, and likeably unpretentious. Up close, however, his government had a different hue. Despite being groomed by a long career in the elite foreign service, Pearson was chronically ill prepared for power and despite its many accomplishments, the daily record of his government was a series of mishaps that threatened to blunder into farce.

Speaking of farce, I was the first to publish the norad hotline incident. I approached Pearson later, who confirmed my account’s veracity, so I asked him whether he had ever actually used the emergency telephone. “Certainly,” he replied, and even remembered the date. “On April 21, 1967, I was being driven to my summer residence on Harrington Lake when the car struck a rock and broke its transmission. I used the phone to call for a tow truck. I had to go through the American military, at a time they were urging us to spend more on national defence. They ­weren’t impressed, but did forward my message to a garage in Aylmer.”1

“Our Mike” had a deserved reputation for unassuming sincerity. The problem, as the impish Tory senator Grattan O’Leary liked to point out, was that “no one can be sure from day to day what he’s going to be sincere about.” Instead of offering leadership, Pearson presided over Canada as if he were still president of the General Assembly of the United Nations, with the provinces sitting in as member states. In 1965 alone, he staged 125 federal-­provincial conferences. His motto was the avoidance of catastrophe through the negotiation of a last-­minute compromise. “We’ll jump off that bridge when we come to it,” he would reassure his nervous aides, while studiously leading from the rear.

His Cabinet, initially hailed as an assembly of the country’s brightest talents, was soon racked by scandal. Half a dozen of his ministers and their aides were forced to resign — instead of peace, order, and good government, Pearson’s time in office was characterized by blitzkrieg, bedlam, and bad government. Obviously, it was a fabulous time to be an Ottawa journalist.

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