Introduction: Last Knockings | p. xi |
Do Not Go to Stringfellows with Charlie Nicholas | p. 1 |
Do Not Drink 15 Pints and Crash Your Car into a Lamppost | p. 19 |
Do Not Cross Gorgeous George | p. 36 |
Do Not Shit on David Seaman's Balcony | p. 51 |
Do Not Bet on Scotland on Your Wedding Day | p. 67 |
Do Not Wax the Dolphin before an England Game | p. 83 |
Do Not Go to a Detroit Gay Bar with Paul Ince and John Barnes | p. 98 |
Do Not Wander Round Nightclubs Trying to Score Coke | p. 116 |
Do Not Get So Paranoid That You Can't Leave the House | p. 134 |
Do Not Ask for a Potato Peeler in Rehab | p. 149 |
Do Not Miss a Penalty in the UEFA Cup Winners' Cup Semi-Final | p. 156 |
Do Not Leave Arsenal with Your William Hill Head On | p. 173 |
Do Not Let Gazza Move into Your House | p. 189 |
Do Not Ask Eileen Drewery for a Short Back and Sides | p. 207 |
Do Not Give Gazza the Keys to the Team Bus | p. 229 |
Do Not Tell Harry Redknapp You're Going into Rehab only to Bunk off to Barbados for a Jolly | p. 246 |
Do Not Smile at a Sex Addict Called Candy | p. 265 |
Do Not Try to Outwit Jeff Stelling | p. 281 |
Do Not Admit Defeat (the Day-to-Day Battle) | p. 297 |
Do Not Attempt to Pick a Worldy XI (Because It's the Hardest Job in the World) | p. 302 |
Appendix: Mersonisms - A Soccer Saturday Glossary | p. 317 |
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