Machu My Picchu Searching For Sex, Sanity, And A Soul Mate In South America

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  • Copyright: 2011-09-13
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In her critically acclaimed memoir Dork Whore, Iris Bahr finally lost her virginity in the summer between high school and her freshman year at Brown University. In Touching My Void,she's ready for love, so she sets off on another madcap adventure, a year later but not much wiser. With a motley crew of travel companions, she urinates in full view of a bus of Peruvians, sneaks past armed guards to a forbidden beach, runs rapids that just drowned a tour guide, and discovers the best way to overcome fear of turbulence. At times, Bahr is hopelessly in love; at others, she is inches from death. But through all of her uproarious, hair-raising capers, Iris tries to reconcile her craving for mindblowing sex with her desire for a meaningful relationship--all in an attempt to become an adult. Sort of. The zany humor of Amy Sedaris meets the neurotic self awareness of Woody Allen in a voice truly Iris's own. An invigorating mix of poignant reflection and bawdy humor, this is one hell of a wild ride.

Author Biography

Iris Bahr is the author of Dork Whore: My Travels through Asia as a Twenty-Year-old Pseudo-Virgin. A critically acclaimed actor, writer, and director, she executive produces, writes, and directs her original TV series, Svetlana. She lives in Los Angeles.

Table of Contents

Prologue / O Captain, My Captainp. vii
Carton of Kentsp. 3
The Fallp. 15
Gouda to Gop. 18
Please Just Shut Up and Give Me My Keyp. 23
Where Is Jane Fonda When You Need Her?p. 27
Bonfire of the Baseball Capsp. 38
Ibithap. 46
Soapp. 55
The Bulb Is Dimp. 65
Outta Here Like Vladimirp. 69
Pastrami on Ryep. 77
Coulda Walkedp. 83
Illuminatip. 96
Fishyp. 98
Dental Damp. 102
Sock It to Mep. 107
It Began in Afrikaaaap. 116
Fico de Gallop. 120
Hard!!!p. 124
Really?p. 127
Koo Koo Roop. 127
Machu Shittyp. 130
Huggie Bearp. 132
Shining Path Porta-Pottyp. 136
Animal Crackersp. 143
Lordy Lordy Lordyp. 146
"Why Do You Ask?p. 157
Open Los Ojosp. 165
Donate Now!!p. 173
Loco-Motionp. 177
Hop In!p. 184
Back-Door Policyp. 191
Bakshishp. 193
Boob Bakep. 205
Ski Bunnyp. 213
Staring at the Ceilingp. 221
The Stinking Rosep. 225
Cutlery Confessionsp. 232
Cardiac Coercionp. 236
A New Dawnp. 240
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