The Quotable Stoner

by Blunts, Holden

• ISBN13: 9781440525896
• ISBN10: 1440525897
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2011-07-18
• Publisher: Adams Media Corp

Summary

"I love my FedEx guy 'cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it . . . and he's always on time." --Mitch Hedberg Talking about weed? It never gets old. There's just a whole lot to be said. And in this book, you'll find more than a thousand hilarious, half-baked quotes about marijuana and its (medicinal, calming, overall awesome) influence on movies, people, politics, and pop culture from well-known stoners like Tommy Chong to closet inhalers like Jennifer Aniston. Within these papers (er, pages), you'll be treated to tasty nuggets of wisdom from Jay Leno ("Forty million Americans smoke marijuana and the only ones who didn't like it were Judge Ginsburg, Clarence Thomas, and Bill Clinton.") to Bob Marley ("When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.") and every pothead in between. As you roll through these words of wisdom, picking up new knowledge to drop on your friends, you'll wish you thought of these killer buds first. So gather around the bong, grab some snacks to share, and burn through this collection of essential pothead wisdom.

Author Biography

Holden Blunts is the pseudonym for the author who can recite Snoop Dogg Iyrics and movie lines from Pineapple Express and the Harold and Kumar movies, but can't remember where he stashed his bong oh wait, there it is, never mind. Holden currently lights up in his basement in New York.

Table of Contents

Introduction	p. IX
Pot Culture	p. 1
Pot Etiquette	p. 13
The Stoner's Kitchen	p. 23
Buzz Killers	p. 39
Buzz Enhancers	p. 51
The High Life	p. 63
Rebelling Against the Man	p. 73
Legally Blissed	p. 85
This Is You on Drugs	p. 101
This Is Your Mom on Drugs	p. 113
A Natural High	p. 127
High on God	p. 137
Stoner Utopia	p. 147
Mixed Weedia	p. 157
Reefer Madness	p. 171
Who's Higher?	p. 181
Welcome to Stonerville	p. 193
Worst-Case Cannabis Scenarios	p. 205
Once Upon a Time When I Was High	p. 215
You Must Have Been High When You …	p. 229
Afterword	p. 241
Acknowledgments	p. 243
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