Disclaimer | p. 6 |
Foreword | p. 7 |
Palin Derangement Syndrome (P.D.S.) | p. 9 |
P.D.S. Reaches Epidemic Proportions | p. 11 |
Sarah Palin is the Cause of S.T.D. | p. 15 |
No More Re-runs of the Bad Disney Movie | p. 18 |
Sleeping Beauty II | p. 19 |
Correspondence | p. 21 |
First Dude's E-Mail to Sarah | p. 23 |
Note to Sarah-Don't Forget John's Birthday | p. 27 |
"Thank You" Note from Tony Hayward | p. 29 |
Letter from the Netherlands | p. 35 |
Letter from the Director of National Intelligence | p. 39 |
Note to the Fu*king Post Office | p. 44 |
E-mail to the New Palin Babysitter, Ariel Lire | p. 49 |
Letter from O'Donnell to Palin | p. 53 |
Current Events | p. 57 |
Sarah Palin Joins the Circus | p. 59 |
Beware: Mama Grizzlies Escape from the Circus | p. 62 |
Barton and Palin Announce a Move to the Netherlands | p. 66 |
Palin's Comedy of Errors: A New Shakespearian Tragedy | p. 69 |
Email to Sarah from Ben Lyon | p. 74 |
Personal Reflections of B.S. | p. 77 |
The Dairy of B.S. | p. 79 |
Tickets | p. 82 |
B.S. Sets the Record Straight | p. 83 |
Memorable Quotes About B.S. | p. 86 |
Three Policies of Sarah Palin | p. 88 |
Secrets of B.S. for Family Harmony & Marital Bliss | p. 89 |
Useful Tools to Improve Understanding of B.S. | p. 97 |
Beautiful Sarah's 12 Step Program Toward Enlightenment | p. 99 |
Palin's Disdictionary | p. 105 |
Pocket Guide to the Speeches of Sarah Palin | p. 108 |
Liars' Guide to Lying | p. 112 |
Test Your Knowledge of Sarah Palin | p. 117 |
True/False Test | p. 119 |
Multiple Choice Test | p. 123 |
Sarah's Hidden Message | p. 128 |
Can You Describe Sarah Palin | p. 130 |
Sarah's Secret Scramble Acrostic | p. 131 |
Sarah's Sudoku Stratagem | p. 132 |
Sarah's Crossword Puzzle | p. 133 |
Dot-to-Dot | p. 134 |
Hidden Picture: Polar Bears in Search of a Home | p. 135 |
Maze | p. 136 |
The Future of B.S. | p. 137 |
Unrecognized Virtues of B.S. | p. 139 |
Famous People Thinking of Famous People | p. 148 |
Green Eggs & Moose - Palin's New Children's Book | p. 150 |
MythBusters Features B.S. | p. 154 |
Safari in Alaska-New Video Game Series | p. 158 |
Career Counseling for B.S. | p. 161 |
Baby Names | p. 167 |
Epilogue - In Memory of Doortje Van Dijk | p. 171 |
Index of Abbreviations | p. 173 |
Therapeutic Centers | p. 175 |
End Notes | p. 179 |
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