9781599212081

Smotherhood™; Wickedly Funny Confessions from the Early Years

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  • ISBN13:

    9781599212081

  • ISBN10:

    1599212080

  • Format: Trade Paper
  • Copyright: 2007-08-01
  • Publisher: skirt!
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Summary

Television crime reporter and full-time mother tells it like it is in this raw, irreverent collection of essaysjust what mothers are asking for when they curl up with a book at night after a seventeen-hour day in the trenches. Amanda Lamb is a regular contributor to Dot-moms.com, lauded by theNew York TimesandTimemagazine. She writes about the reality of raising children, working, and keeping a family together as hard, challenging, and sometimes downright awful. But in the middle of the muck there are also wickedly funny moments that beg to be recorded and shared. These are those stories. "Parents will never get enough sleep until they're dead. Osama Bin Laden would come out of hiding if he could listen to your baby wail all night." Amanda Lamb lives in Cary, North Carolina.

Table of Contents

Table of Contents
Prologue
Let's Talk About Poop
Sweet Dreams And Sleep Machines
What's Sex Got To Do With It?
The Crazy House
Play Dates And Executions 76 No Guilt, No Glory
Hold The Crying Please
How Big Is Your Scrotum
Gone With The Wind
Table For One
Mommy Wants To Quit Ballet
Party Girls
Holidays On Xanax
Biggie Sizing Your Luggage
The Day The Baby Jogger Died
Sistas
Epilogue
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