Text Me If You're Breathing : Observations, Frustrations and Life Lessons from a Low-Tech Dad

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• ISBN13: 9780615376240
• ISBN10: 061537624X
• Format: Trade Paper
• Copyright: 2010-07-09
• Publisher: Comedy With a Byte
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Summary

What does a dad do when his daughter asks Santa for a Wii Fit and a 4G iPhone? The answer is simple: laugh. In Text Me If You're Breathing, stand-up comedian and technically challenged dad Greg Schwem accounts his struggles with parenting in today's digital world. Whether accompanying his daughter to the New York City Apple store, purchasing a "high-tech" swing set, "tweeting" while coaching Little League or trying to lay down cell phone rules, Schwem shows readers that technology, while complicated, can be hilarious. Along the way, Schwem also aims his barbs at Tiger Woods, the Consumer Electronics Show, in vitro fertilization, the National Spelling Bee and the movie Avatar. Insightful, heartfelt and always funny, Text Me If You're Breathing is proof that parenting will never come with technical support

Author Biography

Greg Schwem is a 20 year stand-up comedy veteran and has appeared in concert with performers such as Jay Leno and Celine Dion. He has performed his corporate comedy show “Comedy with a Byte” for such companies as Microsoft, Cisco Systems, IBM, McDonald’s, and United Airlines. He lives in Lemont, Illinois.