To Our Patrons | |
A Bald-Faced Preface | p. 1 |
Life on the Middle Fork of the Hassayampa River | p. 2 |
Astrology | |
An Arizona Zodiac | p. 6 |
Fauna | |
Sea Gophers and Bashful Bass | p. 9 |
The Gilagator Is Not a Croc | p. 12 |
Look Out for Milo Longneck | p. 16 |
Flora | |
When to Plant Tarnations | p. 21 |
Folklore | |
What to Do When You See a Mirage | p. 24 |
Arizona's Worst-Kept Secrets | p. 28 |
Urban Legends Thrive in Cowburg | p. 30 |
The Long Arm of the Law | p. 34 |
Maggie, the Desert Mermaid | p. 38 |
Food | |
Food to Think About | p. 42 |
Making Do | p. 43 |
Big Macaroni | p. 44 |
Chili and Beans | p. 45 |
Menudo | p. 45 |
The Nutritional Value of Fresh Milk | p. 48 |
Beanee Weenee Pie | p. 51 |
How Green Was My Chili | p. 55 |
Geography | |
Arizona's Place in Space | p. 62 |
A Lot of Latitude | p. 64 |
Imports and Exports | p. 66 |
Hard Times in Hardwater | p. 68 |
Quicksand Miners Need Lots of Grit | p. 71 |
History | |
A Superficial History of Arizona | p. 75 |
How the Banjo Won the West | p. 81 |
Holidays | |
A Sampler of New Year's Resolutions | p. 86 |
The Hero of Goat Gap | p. 88 |
Home Remedies | |
Help for What Ails You | p. 92 |
Pitiful Dreamer | p. 94 |
Household Hints | |
Hardware and Software | p. 97 |
Discography | p. 99 |
Breaking Out | p. 99 |
Mining | |
Lost Mines Are Not in Vein | p. 101 |
The Ghost of Gig O'Hertz | p. 106 |
Timmy and the Devil | p. 111 |
Mickey's Magic Rope | p. 115 |
Modern Living | |
How to Talk to a Robot | p. 119 |
Turn Your Trash into Cash | p. 122 |
Time Warps and Middle Age | p. 126 |
The Digital Stampede of 2004 | p. 129 |
The Horseless Carriage | p. 132 |
How to See through Women | p. 135 |
Nightmare in a Dream Home | p. 137 |
Gossip in the High-Tech Age | p. 141 |
Politics | |
Grave Political Issues | p. 147 |
Yessir, Yessir, Three Brains Full | p. 150 |
Weather | |
The Case of the Stolen Steeple | p. 154 |
A Blizzard of Sunshine | p. 159 |
The High Country | p. 161 |
Ice Fishing | p. 161 |
The Winds of Winslow | p. 162 |
About the Author and Illustrator | p. 169 |
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