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So You Got Knocked Up? (Getting Pregnant) | p. 1 |
Honey, Your Sperm Really Do Work! (Pregnancy Tests) | p. 5 |
Barf-O-Rama (Morning Sickness) | p. 9 |
Niagara in My Pants (Vaginal Discharge) | p. 13 |
Psycho Chick (Hormonal Rage) | p. 15 |
Holy Shit, I Think I Hard-Boiled My Baby! (Taking Hot Baths) | p. 19 |
Granny Panties (Letting Go of the G-String) | p. 23 |
I Can Either Pee on You or You Can Get the Hell Out of My Way! (Frequent Pee Breaks) | p. 27 |
Passing Stonehenge (Constipation) | p. 31 |
Is It a Penis or a Vagina? (Finding Out the Sex) | p. 37 |
Can I Have a Mustard Sandwich with Pickles, Anchovies, Peanut Butter, and a Little Cottage Cheese?...Oh, and Throw a Few Fish Sticks on There! (Cravings) | p. 43 |
Where in the Hell Can I Find a Muumuu? (Nothing to Wear) | p. 47 |
Freddy Krueger Ain't Got Nothing on Me! (Dreams) | p. 53 |
Is That an Apple on Your Rectum, or Are You Just Happy to See Me? (Hemorrhoids) | p. 57 |
Hi, Porn Star! (Engorged Breasts) | p. 59 |
Ready and Squeeze...Your Kegels (An Exercise for the Vagina) | p. 65 |
Well, It's Not 1972 Anymore! (Baby Boomers Explaining How It Was in Their Day) | p. 69 |
Did a Sewer Tank Explode, or Did You Just Fart? (Gas) | p. 73 |
Hands Off, Dude! (Strangers Touching Your Belly) | p. 75 |
I Can't See! I'm Bleeding! I Can't Stand It! (Weird and Painful Bits and Pieces) | p. 77 |
www.ihavetostopbuyingbabyshit.com (On-Line Baby Stores) | p. 81 |
Is It Hot in Here or Is It Just Me?...It's Just Me (Hot Flashes and Fainting Spells) | p. 83 |
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!...I'll Take Another One of Those, Please! (Orgasms in Pregnancy) | p. 87 |
The Crying Game (Hormonal Blues) | p. 91 |
So, Anyway, Like I Was Saying...Wait, What Was I Saying? (Wandering Mind) | p. 95 |
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, Who's the Prettiest Pregnant Lady of Them All? Clearly Not You, Lady! (Face Acne and Rashes) | p. 97 |
It's a Bird! It's a Plane!...No, It's a Really Swollen Pregnant Lady! (Water Retention) | p. 101 |
The McRib Sandwich (Back Pain) | p. 105 |
Headaches (Headaches...Duh) | p. 109 |
That Ain't My Ass! (Cellulite Gain) | p. 111 |
No, Not Yet! I'm Not Ready for This Yet! (Premature Labor) | p. 115 |
Poopin' on the Table (The Dark Side of Delivery) | p. 119 |
The Blue Twinkies (Your Swollen Vagina) | p. 123 |
Die, Model Bitch, Die! (Hating Skinny People) | p. 125 |
OOOOH! I Think I Felt the Baby Move...or Maybe It's Just Gas (Baby Kicks) | p. 129 |
Organizing Freak (Your Nesting Instinct) | p. 133 |
Breathing for Dummies (Lamaze) | p. 135 |
What the Fu*k Are These? (Stretch Marks) | p. 139 |
I Just Need to Lie Down for, Like, Five Minutes...Okay, Maybe Three Months (Sleepiness) | p. 143 |
Pig in the Pasture (Sex in the Ninth Month) | p. 147 |
The Moment of Truth (Labor and Delivery) | p. 149 |
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