The Brain Eater's Bible Sound Advice for the Newly Reanimated Zombie

by Kilbane, Pat; McGhoul, J. D.

• ISBN13: 9781250024015
• ISBN10: 1250024013
• Format: Hardcover
• Copyright: 2012-10-02
• Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin

Summary

A field manual and manifesto - in the vein of Max Brooks's bestselling The Zombie Survival Guide- for the reanimated dead "What is wrong with me?!" That's what you're thinking, isn't it? You woke up in a drainage ditch covered with skin ulcerations and nasty flesh wounds. Your body is numb and your memory is foggy. Someone tried to give you medical attention, but you repaid their kindness by savagely killing them and eating their brains. You are a zombie my friend, just like me. Though most zombies are slow and stupid, the fact that you are reading this tells me that youare different. Some of us are. Welcome to the PACE virus apocalypse.

Author Biography

J.D. MCGHOUL was a Midwestern, working-class lab assistant before being killed and reanimated by a PACE virus infection.  Now a zombie author and activist, he divides his time between eating brains and educating the zombie public at large. Being one of a small minority of zombies who have retained their intellect and bodily speed, he recognizes his responsibility to give something back.  McGhoul sees it as his mission to teach zombies what they have become, to show them how to hunt and kill, and to encourage them to wear their tattered flesh like a uniform in the war against humanity.

Raised in Dayton, Ohio, PAT KILBANE is an author and comedian who has appeared on Mad TV, Seinfeld, Semi-Pro and My Name Is Earl."