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Dancing In My Nuddy-pants,9780060759612

Dancing In My Nuddy-pants

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ISBN13:

9780060759612

ISBN10:
0060759615
Format:
Paperback
Pub. Date:
5/4/2005
Publisher(s):
HarperCollins Publications
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Summary

Sunday November 21st 4:05 p.m. Once more I am beyond the Valley of the Confused and treading lightly in the Universe of the Huge Red Bottom. What is the matter with me? I love the Sex God and he is my only one and only, but try telling that to my lips. Dave the laugh only has to say "you owe me a snog" and they start puckering up. Well, they can go out on their own in the future.

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Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants (rack)

Hello, my gorgey little chums.

It’s me here writing to you once again from the seat of civilization (and no, I do not mean the lavatory … or rest room as you lot alarmingly call it). What I mean is I am writing to you from my bedroom to welcome you to another exciting(ish) diary of my fabulous life [hyperlink to Dancing in My Nuddy Pants page]. Within these pages I run the gamut of emotions from A to -- er -- C, with just a dash of heavy snogging. You will laugh, you will cry, you will plead that you have a headache, but you know in the end you will have to read my book. And so you should, because as you know by now I am a naturally shy person and not one to dance around in the nuddy-pants for no good reason. Besides, it has taken me minutes … er … no, hours to write this diary for your enjoymentosity.

I do it only because I love you.

P.S. I mean this with deepest sinceriosity.

P.P.S. Which is not an easy thing to say. You try it and see.

P.P.P.S. Some complete fool (my vati) says that in Hamburger-a-gogo land "fanny" means bottom. This can’t possibly be true. Teeheeee heeee.

P.P.P.P.S. It is true, isn’t it?

P.P.P.P.P.S. Do you know what "fanny" means in English?

P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I do; however it is a secret I will take with me to the grave.Possibly.

Georgia

Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants (rack). Copyright © by Louise Rennison. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Publishers, Inc. All rights reserved. Available now wherever books are sold.

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