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Introduction | p. vii |
It's Not Daytona - You're Not Jeff Gordon | p. 1 |
Take a Vacation, Not a Guilt-Trip | p. 3 |
Guest Room Grinches | p. 6 |
Dodge the Oddballs | p. 10 |
Do as Columbo Does | p. 13 |
Have Dessert, but Skip the Poison | p. 16 |
Handling Cruella the Salesclerk | p. 19 |
Be a Hum-Bug | p. 23 |
Take Back the Wheel | p. 26 |
Agree and Be Free | p. 29 |
Hades or Homecoming? | p. 32 |
Tune 'Em Out | p. 35 |
Picture the Perfect Encounter | p. 38 |
Go to Your Room! | p. 41 |
Don't Dance | p. 44 |
Call a Lawyer | p. 47 |
Love the Players, If Not the Play | p. 50 |
Let Go, Let God | p. 54 |
Remember to Breathe | p. 57 |
Expect Less, Enjoy More | p. 60 |
Get Mad, but Not That Mad | p. 63 |
Be Mad About What You're Mad About | p. 67 |
Let 'Em Steam | p. 70 |
The Benefits of Selective Intolerance | p. 73 |
Keeping Your Identity - And Your Wallet | p. 78 |
Quit Being Your Mother | p. 83 |
Give the Gift of a Second Chance | p. 86 |
The Punk Band Next Door | p. 89 |
Retail Therapy | p. 93 |
Let Jerks Be Jerks | p. 96 |
Professional Victims and Need Monsters | p. 98 |
Turn Hissing Cats into Purring Kitties | p. 102 |
Taking On Teams of Turkeys | p. 106 |
If You Were Dr. Phil, You'd Be on TV | p. 109 |
Open-Heart Policy | p. 112 |
Watch and Learn from Mr. or Mrs. Ballistic | p. 115 |
Hunt Hard for Something to Like | p. 118 |
Scheduling Your First Intervention | p. 121 |
Go Toe-to-Toe, and Heart-to-Heart | p. 124 |
Size Up Your Opponent | p. 128 |
Acceptance | p. 132 |
Terrible Teens and Suggestions on How to Tame Them | p. 135 |
When the Boss Ain't So Boss | p. 140 |
Spin That Turkey | p. 144 |
Check Your Mood at the Door | p. 149 |
How NOT to Ruin Relationships with E-mail | p. 152 |
Enough About You, Let's Talk About Me | p. 155 |
Your Life Is Your Message | p. 158 |
Red Light Means "Relax" | p. 161 |
Discovering Your Inner Turkey | p. 163 |
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Here they are—another set of holidays, another set of packed roads and parking lots, long drives to family gatherings in bad weather, and impromptu trips to the market when your cocktail party runs out of cocktail weenies. Holidays mean hitting the highways, and highways and roads can be unbearably jammed from Thanksgiving to whenever the last New Year's Day partier straggles home. There is a stocking-full of reasons the Most Wonderful Time of the Year can put us on the road—and in a rage. The holidays should probably come with a "Don't drive or operate heavy machinery" warning label.
Anyone who's ever had an unfortunate encounter with an automobile knows they can do a lot of damage, especially when the people driving them just had a few drinks at their office party, or recently went to four toy stores looking for the only item their seven-year-old has asked Santa for, or have blocked their rearview mirror's view with a big fat box. Sharing the road with these drivers (I know you'd never actually be one of them) can be scary and challenging in normal circumstances, let alone when you're feeling hurried and harried, overbooked and overwhelmed.
Our highest priority when strapped into metal and glass boxes traveling at high speeds is safety—not being right, not getting there first, and not teaching other people how to drive. So when someone's tailgating you, or you're navigating a four-way stop, or another driver near you is having trouble staying between the white lines, the safest thing to do is yield.
Too many people play games with tailgaters—slamming on the brakes, letting them pass, and then showing them how it feels by riding their bumper. But this is no game—it is life or death.
So yield, change lanes, pull over, and call the police, if you're really that heated. I mean this advice literally and figuratively. In case my symbolism isn't crystal clear, the preceding rules apply to the road of life as well as the road of . . . well, you know, the road. Giving turkeys a wide berth is often the fastest and safest way to arrive safely at your destination. You may feel momentarily scrooged, but at least you won't have scars and stitches in this year's holiday photo.
So here are your keys. Enjoy the holidays.
They are so sneaky.
I'm talking about those insidious scrooges who present themselves as quiet, soft, concerned, and, on the surface, kind. They are the guilt-trippers, the people who, with a simple "Have you visited Joan?" or a quiet "I can't because I'm volunteering that day," make you feel guilty, persuade you to do what you don't want to do, and let you know that you should be doing something else, or something more. Ugh.
I just said that these people can "make you feel . . . ," even though I tend to avoid that phrase because I think it's important that we take responsibility for our own feelings and do as much as we can to avoid victim-think. But gosh darn it, guilt-trippers are so good at what they do that it's hard not to feel jerked around by them.
One reason they can so easily push our buttons is that often some tiny, deep-down part of us does wonder if we should be visiting Joan or volunteering at the soup kitchen (especially if we're playing tennis or going to a matinee instead). We all know that self-doubts are a part of everyday life.
So let's say you are up against a fully conscious, stone-cold, semiprofessional manipulator. When I'm in this position, I sometimes think of a bumper sticker I once saw: "I will not should on myself today." You might even try saying it out loud, with a smile on your face, to the person making you feel like crap.
Last year my family vacationed with two other families. I quickly realized that there was a guilt-tripper on this getaway. Everyone in his family seemed to easily agree on what they'd do when, except for Bill. I repeatedly overheard him pressuring his wife, sister, and kids to do the things he wanted to do by making it seem that they were things they should all want to do.
Now, this was Bill's vacation too, so he had every right to want to enjoy himself. But it was the approach he used to try to get his way. He didn't just say, "Gosh, I'm really interested in taking this tour. Any takers?" He whined, "I know you've all been there, but wouldn't it be great to be there together? This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Okay, I guess I'll just never see it."
Bill tried to make others feel sorry for him and guilty for depriving him. He did this to the point where they might not have been able to enjoy themselves unless they gave in.
Then I heard a beautiful thing. Bill's sister Judy said:
"Bill, you're acting obnoxious. We're all tired of being pushed around. We're going to do our own thing. You're welcome to join us if you can go with the flow and stop bugging us. If not, please just go and do your own thing. We all love you, but none of us want you around if you're going to continue to act like a three-year-old who isn't getting his way."
Consider the alternative: the family could have caved, had a lousy day, and resented old Bill. This way they didn't get their vacation scrooged, and Bill had the opportunity to meet his own needs and learn a little something about his behavior.
"Shoulds" happen, but you can send guilt-trippers packing.
Don't Get Scrooged
Excerpted from Don't Get Scrooged: How to Thrive in a World Full of Obnoxious, Incompetent, Arrogant, and Downright Mean-Spirited People by Richard Carlson, Richard Carlson
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