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Contents | |
Introduction | |
Perfect Dress, Perfect Earrings, Perfect Me | |
You in the Third Row . . . Stick ’em Up! | |
You’ll Find the Fruit of the Spirit in Plastic Bags Hanging from the Luggage Cart | |
If a Cow Laughed, Would Milk Come Out Her Nose? | |
Fishin’ Poles and Night Crawlers | |
A Clear Conscience Is Usually the Sign of a Bad Memory | |
I Never Would Have Lied, Lord, If It Hadn’t Been Country Music Week | |
One Person’s Art Is Another Person’s Junk | |
You Give Me Big Tip, I Give You Fancy Nail | |
Do Angels Really Wear Underwear? | |
And Don’t Go into Mr. McGregor’s Garden | |
The Summer of My Discontentment | |
A New Take on an Old Story | |
If You’re Euphoric, Things Can’t Be All That Bad | |
Can a Hog Be Vaccinated for Chicken Pox? | |
The Three Bears Go to Camelot | |
Of Mice and (just the) Men-tion of Traps | |
She Thought the Great Depression Was Her Marriage! | |
When I Get One More Hole Punched in My Card, I’ll Get a Freebie at House of Tattoos | |
Pardon Me, Sir, but There’s Icing on the Seat of Your Pants | |
An Electric Blanket for a Street Person? | |
When I Think About Heaven, I Think About All the Fancy Stuff! | |
You Don’t Have to Be a Theologian to “Get It” | |
Pecan Pie with Horseradish? It’s a Southern Thing | |
Two Shall Be As One; Then Again, Maybe Not! | |
We Thought They Were Asleep Till They Said Amen | |
Wayne! I’m Calling from Roswell. Will You Accept the Charges? | |
Men Are from Mars; Women Are from — Where Is That Again? | |
It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s a Funeral Home! | |
I Don’t Care for Your Clothes — but My Cat Would Love Them! | |
You’re Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile. . . and Earrings! | |
What’s That About the Pope’s Ring? | |
Is It Just the Way I Am, or Is It Dunlap’s Disease? | |
My Husband Wouldn’t Be Caught Dead with a Green Pepper! | |
Pardon My Driving, I’m Reloading My Gun. No, Not Reloading My Gun — Praying! That’s It, I’m Praying! | |
Who Said Rattlesnakes Don’t Have Discernment? | |
You Can’t Put M&Ms in Alphabetical Order, Can You? | |
This Happened Long Before Bath and Body Shops | |
Replacement Parts and Other Techno-Wonders of the Modern Age | |
My Computer Has Memory, and Sometimes I Think It’s Holding a Grudge | |
Thanks for Calling, but I’m No Longer Doing Mother-Daughter Banquets | |
It’s a New Species: Part Man, Part Barcolounger! | |
Where I Come From, a Little Debbie Snack Cake Is a Vegetable | |
You Have the Right to Remain Silent; Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted and Held Against You | |
You Paid for Your Plane Ticket; Make Sure You Get Your Money’s Worth! | |
Is There a Greeting Card for a Bad Hair Day? | |
That Two-Piece Red Outfit You’re Wearing Is Lovely, but It Needs a Good Ironing | |
With Friends Like That, Who Needs Enemies? | |
A Sharp Tongue Kindles a Good Newspaper Column | |
After You’ve Gone Through 6,000 Brillo Pads, You Automatically Qualify for a Pair of Stuart Weitzman Shoe | |
I’ve Already Told You More Than I Know | |
He Gave Some to Be Spam Eaters and Others to Be Baloney Eaters | |
My Rod and My Reel, They Comfort Me | |
I Could Lose Myself in Thought, but Then Again, It’s Such Unfamiliar Territory | |
As Noah Said to His Wife, “Woodpeckers Could Actually Be a Bigger Threat Than the Storm Itself!” | |
Wanted: Official Church Quipster; No Experience Needed | |
Press Two to Try Out for the Easter Pageant | |
Petite Paw Prints in the Perfect Pumpkin Pie | |
To Play Eve in the Church Musical, It Will Be Necessary to Have Long Hair |
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Excerpted from Duh-Votions: Words of Wisdom for the Spiritually Challenged by Sue Buchanan
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