The E.s.l. Dating Diaries

by Gardner, Dan; Maschmann, Christin

• ISBN13: 9781475037074
• ISBN10: 1475037074
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2012-05-03
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub

Summary

"To talk about it me. That to us it was not boring together. Understood one another with a floor of a word." This is the kind of broken English you'll see in my pursuit of fake profiles on dating sites. I hunt down the fakes, and trick them into e-mailing me instead of someone who will fall for their scam. They write in broken English, I write back in broken English, and we end up with these funny broken English love letters!This second volume takes the jokes to a new level. I've started creating characters that no woman in her right mind would write back to! I try to counter their sob stories with my own stories, since they will reply no matter what I tell them. it doesn't matter whether i'm an alcoholic living in a van, or a midget hooked on crack, they write back every time! There's even a how-to guide to show others how to do this! If this goes as planned, we can make romance scams obsolete, and cause alot of laughs along the way!