In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks

by CAROLLA, ADAM

• ISBN13: 9780307717375
• ISBN10: 0307717372
• Format: Hardcover
• Copyright: 2010-11-02
• Publisher: Crown Archetype

Summary

In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks is Adam Carolla's comedic gospel of modern America. In his signature balls-out style, Carolla rips into the absurdity of the culture that made Steve Miller a rock star, demonized the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, turned the nation's bathrooms into a lawless free-for-all of urine and fecal matter, and put its citizens at the mercy of a bunch of minimum wagers with axes to grind. Peppered between complaints Carolla shares candid anecdotes from his day to day life as well as his past-Sunday football at Jimmy Kimmel's house, his attempts to raise his kids in a society that he mostly disagrees with, his big showbiz break, and much, much more. Brilliantly showcasing Adam's spot-on sense of humor, this book cements his status as a cultural commentator/comedian/complainer extraordinaire. From the Hardcover edition.

Table of Contents

Get It On	p. 1
A Little Bit About the Author	p. 2
Kids These Days	p. 12
Where Have All the Fellas Gone?	p. 23
We've Built a Minimum-Wage Gilded Cage	p. 32
Airport 2010	p. 41
That's Entertainment?	p. 55
Motherfucking Nature	p. 79
Bathroom Doos and Don'ts	p. 91
Women, Hear Me Roar	p. 100
A Message to the Fat Cats in Washington	p. 116
God, Religious Tolerance, and Other Shit That Doesn't Exist	p. 144
Foods I Have a Beef With	p. 151
This Chapter Is Not a Hate Crime	p. 172
I Want My Future Back	p. 183
Do Yourself a Favor	p. 207
Time to Gall It a Life	p. 231
Conclusion	p. 245
Acknowledgments	p. 247
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