It's Okay to Love Your Car : Living with Auto Erotic Dependency (AED)

by Kamstra, Ken; Lindstrom, Jack

• ISBN13: 9780967164007
• ISBN10: 0967164001
• Format: Hardcover
• Copyright: 2001-09-01
• Publisher: Cpg Inc

Table of Contents

About The Author	4	(2)
Foreword	6	(1)
Acknowledgments	7	(1)
Why You Love Your Car And Why It Really Is Okay	8	(6)
Auto Erotic Dependency, AED; You'll Know When You've Got It	14	(6)
Dad Hated Cars But He Taught Me About Driving	20	(12)
Higher Learning, Higher Yearning	32	(10)
Kewbash Cargoyle	40	(2)
Bathrooms, The Place For Some Of Your Best Thinking	42	(6)
Hard Hat Lessons On The Realities Of Life	48	(10)
Where Have All the Menfolk Gone	58	(6)
Assyd Cargoyle	60	(4)
Learning Mechanics And Manhood The Hard Way	64	(8)
Freedom Isn't Freedom Unless You Have A Car	72	(4)
An AED's Ultimate Dilemma: Win A Bride, Surrender A Car	76	(6)
Learn to Drive And There Are No Limits	82	(10)
Suckloot Cargoyle	86	(6)
Life Skills Taught Here	92	(10)
The Winds Of Change; An Interview With Eleanor	102	(6)
Frenzalong Cargoyle	106	(2)
``Free Range'' Forever; Roads to Riches	108	(8)
A Suite At The Waldorf	116	(14)
How The ``Golden Ox'' Became The Golden Goose	130	(8)
Does God Hate Porsches?	138	(4)
The Unpampered Porsche	142	(10)
Parking Paranoia: Terror in The Buff	152	(6)
Keeweenie Cargoyle	154	(4)
Joe Livinhei; Still Out There Somewhere, Everywhere	158	(8)
Race Track Driving; It Clears The Mind	166	(6)
Your Car; More Sinned Against Than Sinner	172	(12)
Bad Barf Cargoyle	178	(6)
The Coming Invasion Of Cargoyles; How It All Began	184	(8)
Gotcha Cargoyle	186	(6)
The Great Silver Bimmer vs. The ``Gotcha Cargoyle''	192	(12)
Up Your Tailpipe; The Smell Of Alto Oblivion	204	(6)
Snifferous Cargoyle	206	(4)
``Steeroids'' Launch the Microchip Millennium	210	(10)
Gigatrol Cargoyle	214	(6)
Epilogue: Driving Enriches Life Even If You Don't Dig Cars	220