The Joy of Hate

by GUTFELD, GREG

• ISBN13: 9780307986962
• ISBN10: 0307986969
• Format: Hardcover
• Copyright: 2012-11-13
• Publisher: Crown Forum

Summary

From the conservative comedic star of Fox News' Red Eye and The Five , hilarious observations on the manufactured outrage of an oversensitive, sissified culture. Greg Gutfeld hates tolerance. At the root of every single major political conflict is the annoying coddling Americans must endure of these harebrained liberal hypocrisies. In fact, most of the time liberals uses the mantle of tolerance as a guise for their pathetic intolerance. And what we really need is smart intolerance, or as Gutfeld reminds us, what we used to be call common sense. The Joy of Hatetakes this conundrum head on--replacing the idiocy of openmindness with a shrewd judgmentalism that rejects stupid ideas, notions, and people. With countless examples grabbed from the headlines, Gutfeld provides readers with the enormous tally of what pisses us all off, for example: - The double standard: you can make fun of Christians, but God forbid Muslims. It's okay to call a woman a whore, as long as she's a Republican. And no problem if you're a bigot, as long as you're black. - The demonizing of the Tea Party and romanticizing of the Occupy Wall Streeters. - People who are always offended (see MSNBC lineup) - How critics of Obamacare or illegal immigration are somehow immediately labelled racists. - The endless debate over the Ground Zero Mosque (which Gutfeld planned to open a gay strip club next to). - As well as pretentious music criticism, slow moving ceiling fans and snotty restaurant hostesses. Funny and sarcastic to the point of mean (but in a nice way), The Joy of Hatepoints out the true jerks in this society and tells them all off.

Table of Contents

Author's Note	p. ix
Introduction	p. xi
The Tolerant Tadpole	p. 1
My Big Fat Gay-Muslim Bar	p. 12
The War on Moobs	p. 20
Fluked for Life	p. 26
The Bigot Spigot	p. 32
The Vagina Demagogues	p. 38
A Pep Smear	p. 46
Butch Cassidy and the Subsidized Kid	p. 58
A Really Bad Day at the Office	p. 62
To Obama, Borders Was Nothing but a Bookstore	p. 70
Working at the Death Star	p. 76
A Pack of Lies	p. 89
Winners and Looters	p. 99
The Pirates of Penance	p. 105
I'm Okay, You Should Die	p. 123
Unreal Estate	p. 128
Poop Stars	p. 132
Stalin Grads	p. 147
The Joke Stops Here	p. 160
Roll Models	p. 164
The Pig Pass	p. 168
Harmed Forces	p. 173
The Song Remains So Lame	p. 185
Fat Kids Are the Biggest Targets	p. 195
The Skeptic Tank	p. 201
Woolly Bullies	p. 212
The Bard of Brentwood	p. 217
The End of Hate	p. 221
Thanks 'n' Stuff	p. 225
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