Life Laughs : The Naked Truth about Motherhood, Marriage, and Moving On

by McCarthy, Jenny

• ISBN13: 9780525949473
• ISBN10: 052594947X
• Format: Hardcover
• Copyright: 2006-04-25
• Publisher: E P Dutton

Summary

The "New York Times" bestselling author of "Baby Laughs" and "Belly Laughs" speaks candidly about the challenges and the humor to be found in balancing motherhood and the ups and downs of marriage.

Table of Contents

Acknowledgments	xiii
Life ... Sometimes You Just Gotta ... Laugh	1	(4)
PORK ... It's What's for Dinner ... NOT!!	5	(6)
The Mr. Potato Head Syndrome	11	(6)
The First Poo	17	(4)
The One-Uppers!	21	(4)
The Goldfinger	25	(4)
Honey, Your Friend's a Bitch!	29	(4)
If We Both Bring Home the Bacon, We Should Both Fry It Up in a Pan!!!!	33	(4)
Bribing for Blow Jobs	37	(4)
Happy Anniversary!	41	(4)
Until Death Do Us Part	45	(4)
Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Lawn	49	(4)
No, Couches Don't Belong in the Kitchen!	53	(4)
You Don't Bring Me Flowers ... Anymore	57	(4)
Honey, Where's the Visa Bill?	61	(4)
I'm Fat and Saggy and I Have a Huge Zit on My Butt!	65	(4)
The One Who Holds the TV Remote Is the One Who Is in Control	69	(6)
I'm Not PMS-ing ... You Asshole!!	75	(6)
Um ... Because ... Um ... My Vagina Is Sleepy?	81	(4)
Potty Training	85	(4)
Get Naked and Naughty!	89	(6)
The Horoscope Addict	95	(6)
Is That a Lobster in Your Pants or Are You Just Happy to See Me?	101	(4)
Stop Checking Out My Man, Bitch!	105	(6)
Are We Our Parents?	111	(4)
Honey, Would You Mind Picking Up My Breasts? They Fell Off the Bed Again	115	(4)
The Seven-Year Itch	119	(6)
Bleaching Your Asshole??	125	(6)
To Shave His Balls or Not to Shave His Balls	131	(4)
Don't You Know Me by Now?	135	(6)
The Back Door Is Closed	141	(4)
Please Don't Make Us Go to YOUR Mother's House for Christmas Again!!	145	(6)
What Happened, Jenny?	151	(4)
The Juggling Mom	155	(4)
Jennyology	159	(4)
Faking It	163	(6)
The Mommy Hangover	169	(6)
Life's Embarrassing Moments	175	(6)
Going at It Alone	181	(4)
The Power of the Pussy	185	(6)
Life's Pet Peeves	191	(4)
His New Girlfriend	195	(6)
Death Becomes You	201	(6)
Singled Out	207	(6)
Life's Little Sayings	213