The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-rated And Politically Incorrect Jokes

by Tibballs, Geoff

• ISBN13: 9780786716012
• ISBN10: 0786716010
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2005-11-14
• Publisher: Running Pr Book Pub

Summary

The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes is the ultimate collection of X-rated and decidedly politically incorrect jokesan indispensable guide to the funny, the fearless and the filthy. Be warned, the contents of this spanking new bumper book are not for the faint-hearted or easily offended. This unique and up-to-the-minute compendium features thousands of politically incorrect jokes covering every topic from Alzheimer's to Zoos. Among the themes are Accidents, Adultery, Australians, Breasts, Cannibals, Cowboys, Drunks, Farting, Flight Attendants, Foreplay, Honeymoons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Marriage, Masturbation, Nuns, Old age, Orgasms, Parrots, Priests, Sodomy, Surgery, Therapy, and, of course, Viagra.

Author Biography

Geoff Tibballs is the author of the bestselling The Mammoth Book of Jokes, and The Mammoth Book of Comic Quotes.

Table of Contents

Introduction	1	(2)
Accidents	3	(4)
Adultery	7	(7)
Airplanes	14	(3)
Alaska	17	(1)
Alcohol	17	(2)
Alzheimer's	19	(1)
Americans	20	(4)
Amish	24	(1)
Animals	25	(6)
Art	31	(1)
Atheists	31	(1)
Australians	32	(1)
Automobiles	33	(3)
Babies	36	(2)
Bankers	38	(1)
Bartenders	39	(2)
Bed	41	(1)
Bestiality	42	(1)
Bikers	43	(1)
Osama Bin Laden	44	(2)
Birds	46	(1)
Birth	47	(2)
Birth Control	49	(1)
Tony Blair	50	(1)
Blindness	50	(3)
Blondes	53	(19)
Blow Jobs	72	(3)
Books	75	(1)
Bosses	76	(1)
Breasts	77	(2)
George W. Bush	79	(5)
California	84	(2)
Camels	86	(1)
Canadians	87	(3)
Cannibals	90	(1)
Cats	91	(1)
Chicago	92	(1)
Children	93	(2)
Chinese Jokes	95	(2)
Christmas	97	(1)
The Church	98	(3)
Bill Clinton	101	(3)
Clothes	104	(4)
College	108	(2)
Computers	110	(2)
Condoms	112	(5)
Constipation	117	(1)
Cowboys	118	(2)
Crime and Punishment	120	(2)
Dating	122	(4)
Deafness	126	(2)
Death	128	(3)
Dentists	131	(1)
Princess Diana	132	(1)
Diarrhoea	133	(1)
Disability	134	(4)
Disease	138	(3)
Divorce	141	(1)
Doctors	141	(3)
Dogs	144	(4)
Drugs	148	(3)
Drunks	151	(7)
Dwarfs	158	(1)
Dyslexia	159	(1)
England and the English	160	(2)
Excrement	162	(2)
Fairy Tales	164	(2)
Families	166	(2)
Fantasies	168	(1)
Farmers	169	(6)
Farting	175	(3)
Fishing	178	(1)
Flight Attendants	179	(3)
Florida	182	(1)
Food	183	(2)
Foreplay	185	(2)
The French	187	(1)
Gambling	188	(3)
Bill Gates	191	(1)
Gays	192	(5)
Germans	197	(1)
Gifts	198	(2)
God	200	(2)
Golf	202	(6)
Greeks	208	(1)
Gynaecologists	208	(1)
Hair	209	(1)
Halitosis	210	(1)
Hallowe'en	211	(1)
Hangovers	212	(1)
Health	213	(3)
Heaven and Hell	216	(5)
Hollywood	221	(2)
Homicide	223	(1)
Honeymoon	224	(2)
Hookers	226	(7)
Hospitals	233	(2)
Hunting	235	(2)
Saddam Hussein	237	(3)
Hygiene	240	(1)
Hypochondria	241	(1)
Impotence	241	(2)
Incest	243	(1)
Insanity	244	(1)
Iraq	245	(1)
Irish Jokes	246	(8)
Italians	254	(2)
Jehovah's Witnesses	256	(1)
Jesus Christ	257	(2)
Jewish Jokes	259	(8)
Helen Keller	267	(1)
The Kennedys	267	(1)
Las Vegas	267	(1)
Lawyers	268	(4)
Lepers	272	(1)
Lesbians	273	(1)
Life	274	(1)
Limericks	275	(5)
Marriage	280	(6)
Martians	286	(1)
Masochism	287	(1)
Masturbation	287	(3)
Men	290	(9)
Mexicans	299	(2)
Middle Age	301	(1)
Military	302	(2)
Misers	304	(1)
Mississippi	305	(2)
Money	307	(3)
Music	310	(2)
Native Americans	312	(3)
Necrophilia	315	(1)
Neighbours	316	(1)
Newfies	317	(6)
New York	323	(2)
Nudity	325	(3)
Nuns	328	(6)
Nursery Rhymes	334	(1)
Nymphomania	335	(2)
Old Age	337	(8)
Orgasm	345	(2)
Parrots	347	(3)
Periods and PMS	350	(3)
Poems	353	(2)
Police	355	(4)
Polish Jokes	359	(7)
Politicians	366	(1)
The Pope	366	(3)
Pornography	369	(1)
Pregnancy	369	(3)
Premature Ejaculation	372	(1)
Priests	372	(5)
Prison	377	(1)
Psychics and Mediums	378	(1)
Pubic Hair	379	(2)
Puerto Ricans	381	(2)
Rabbis	383	(2)
Rednecks	385	(4)
Restaurants	389	(3)
Riddles	392	(3)
Royalty	395	(1)
Russians	396	(1)
School	397	(5)
Scots	402	(2)
Seattle	404	(1)
Sex	405	(10)
Sexual Organs	415	(12)
Sheep	427	(1)
Small Ads	428	(1)
Smells	429	(2)
Social Workers	431	(1)
Sodomy	432	(2)
South Africans	434	(1)
Speech Impediments	434	(3)
Sperm	437	(1)
Sports	438	(2)
Surgery	440	(3)
Tattoos	443	(1)
Texas	444	(4)
Therapy	448	(5)
Toilets	453	(3)
Toyboys	456	(1)
Travel	456	(2)
Ugliness	458	(1)
Underwear	459	(2)
Vampires	461	(1)
Vasectomy	461	(1)
Vermont	462	(1)
Viagra	463	(3)
Vibrators	466	(1)
Virginity	467	(3)
Vomit	470	(1)
Weddings	471	(1)
Weight	472	(3)
Widows	475	(2)
Women	477	(11)
Work	488	(3)
Zoos	491