Manhattan Cocktail | p. 17 |
Frumkes for President | p. 21 |
How to Make a Fortune through Osmosis | p. 25 |
The Joys of Balding | p. 30 |
Future Best-Sellers | p. 36 |
Suing Santa Claus | p. 39 |
Fact Sheet on Meter Maids | p. 43 |
This Semester at Frumkes U. | p. 46 |
Twenty-Thousand Leagues under the Sink | p. 51 |
Now Is a Good Time to Plant Bulbs | p. 56 |
Palming a Boeing 747 | p. 60 |
Feelings of Rejection | p. 62 |
Truthtellers and Liars | p. 67 |
How I Made My Millions | p. 71 |
No More "Doing It" with Frogs | p. 73 |
Fact Sheet on Adolescence | p. 76 |
Growing a Literary Garden | p. 81 |
Rehearsing for the April-in-Paris Ball | p. 83 |
Tarzan the Ape's Diary Found | p. 86 |
What Will You Be in Your Next Life? | p. 90 |
Excerpts from The Frumkes Book of Records | p. 94 |
Another New Tax Plan | p. 106 |
Boring Novels Found to Contain Tryptophane | p. 110 |
Halloween Horoscope | p. 114 |
Holiday Success and the Art of Executive Giftmanship | p. 116 |
The Frumkes Circle | p. 122 |
The All-American Diet | p. 126 |
Frumkes's Xmas Guide to Toys | p. 132 |
Does Jogging Cause Warts? | p. 139 |
I Wonder What Ever Happened to? | p. 143 |
Some Suggestions for the "Education" President | p. 147 |
Some of My Pseudonyms | p. 151 |
Sconce Control and the Toaster Harvest | p. 153 |
How Will You Die? | p. 158 |
In Search of the Best Overlooked Private Schools | p. 161 |
Father's Turn | p. 166 |
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