Milking the Rhino Dangerously Funny Lists

by Rush, Chris

• ISBN13: 9780740768965
• ISBN10: 0740768964
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2007-10-01
• Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Summary

"Chris Rush promised that if I gave him a favorable blurb, he would agree to be placed in a secure, isolated neuropsychiatric facility, away from the rest of us. Here goes: 'Chris's book is crammed with good, big, sick belly laughs.' Your turn, Chris." --George Carlin"I first saw Chris Rush thirty years ago, and he killed me. He has a bizarre, funny way of looking at things, and this book is proof of that." --Jay Leno"Chris Rush combines the stream-of-consciousness of a Lenny Bruce, a Monty-Pythonesque appreciation of the surreally absurd, and the mental energy of a Robin Williams." --New York Times"He is universal and intellectual without being elitist." --VarietyComedian Chris Rush was one of the original contributors toNational Lampoonmagazine. He can be heard on Sirius and XM satellite radio and on the Joey Reynolds radio show every Friday at 1 a.m. Eastern Standard Time.InMilking the Rhino, Rush uses a series of unforgettable surreal images to create hilarious verbal cartoons presented in a seductive list form to transport you into a world of nonstop laughter.Lists include:* Seven Examples of Truth in Advertising You Will Never See* Twenty-Five Really Lousy Jobs* The Ten Worst Pickup Lines* Ten Bizarre HobbiesFourteen Novelty Items That Never Took Off* Four Things You Shouldn't Do in Zero-Gravity Conditions* Four UFO Incidents That Are Weirder Than Usual

Author Biography

Chris Rush, considered a comedian's comedian, has performed at clubs, colleges, and theaters across the United States and Canada. He has been selected best male comic by the Association of Comedy Artists. His debut album, First Rush, went gold and is considered a cult classic. His second album, Beaming In, also a classic, has been re-released as a CD and is available at laugh.com. Chris Rush was one of the original contributors to National Lampoon magazine, and he can be heard on Sirius and XM satellite radio. More information is available at www.chrisrushcomedy.com and www.milkingtherhino.com.