9781569759783

The Monster Book of NSFW Jokes The Most Hilarious, Outrageous and Raunchy Humor from Funny.com

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    9781569759783

  • ISBN10:

    1569759782

  • Format: Paperback
  • Copyright: 10/11/2011
  • Publisher: Ulysses Press
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Summary

Hilariously Funny Off-Color Jokes That Are Absolutely NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Funny.com brings you the most raunchy, inappropriate and politically incorrect jokes to share with your coworkers when the boss isn’t around. From blondes and brunettes to politicians and proctologists, this collection of twisted jokes has something to offend everyone. So if you e-mail one to a friend, don’t forget to label it NSFW.

How do you break the nose of a blonde?
You place a dildo under a glass table.

What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpme Dumpme.

What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
Forty-five pounds.

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
Forty-five minutes.

Why is it so hard for a woman to find a sensitive, caring and good-looking boyfriend?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
Because when they come, they’re wild and wet, and when they go, you’ve lost your house and car.

What’s the difference between a New York zoo and an Alabama zoo?
The cages at the Alabama zoo have a description of the animal plus a recipe.

Author Biography

Funny.com is one of the internet's leading sites for jokes, jokes and more jokes.

Table of Contents

Men/Women/Relatio
Work/Schoolp. 275
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