Forward | p. ix |
Fights, Broken Bones and Sudden Death | |
The Referee's a … Duck! - men in black, with guns | p. 3 |
Step away from the Ironing Board - bizarre football injuries | p. 9 |
Til Death Us Do Part … Twice - unfortunate fans and their plight | p. 15 |
You're through to the Final - Have You Got Life Insurance? - Broken bones and damaged ligaments | p. 19 |
Seconds out … Here's the Gaffer - managers lose the plot | p. 25 |
And as We Go to the Judge's Scorecards … - feuding players | p. 31 |
Putting the 'Brat' into Celebration - the aftermath of scoring | p. 37 |
Start the Fans … Please! | |
1 Across - Is This Pen Permanent? (5 letters, anag.) - tattoo disasters | p. 45 |
Martin, to Ball, to Balloon … Goal! - unlikely 12th 'men' | p. 50 |
Furry Fights and Monkey Business - mascots with attitude | p. 55 |
Ball Boys Make Rod for Goalkeeper's Back - ball boys gone bad | p. 60 |
You're not Cycling any More! - the world's only unlucky Brazilian fan | p. 64 |
We Could Be Heroes … | |
It's the Late, Late Show, and Here's Your Host - super subs | p. 71 |
Would You Like That Giant Killing with Fries? - giant killing and the USA | p. 77 |
Roy, Lawrie and the Unbelievable Truth - football's most unlikely hero | p. 83 |
Hello … Quinn Cabs, Can I Help You? - the good guys of football | p. 89 |
Is That Steve McQueen Playing up Front for Oldham? - the greatest escapes | p. 96 |
To Alexandra … with Love - when football matters more than money | p. 102 |
Outfield Players Pay the Penalty - when there's no one else to go in goal … | p. 106 |
I Can Hardly Bayer to Look … - the last word in comeback kings | p. 111 |
Footballing Failures | |
Big Noses and Big Egos - why Cristiano Ronaldo isn't a Liverpool player | p. 119 |
Shrimps, Sell-outs and Shell Suits - the ultimate player bargain hunt | p. 124 |
How Much Is That in 'Real' Money? - worst … signings … ever | p. 131 |
Gone in 600 Seconds - the plight of the luckless manager | p. 137 |
Stirling Effort Lads … How Many Did We Lose By? - worst … teams … ever | p. 142 |
Football's Own Worst Enemies - own goal maestros | p. 148 |
Pass Me the Razor Blades - Sheffield United's brush with Diego | p. 154 |
The X Files | |
Would the Real Luther Blissett Please Stand Up? - moniker madness | p. 161 |
Oh Keeper Where Art Thou? - why keepers are a different breed | p. 166 |
Oh Brother Where Art Thou? … Where? Macclesfield? - poor relations | p. 170 |
How to Score Penalties and Influence People - how to win the dreaded shoot-out | p. 174 |
Does He Know How to Wash Dishes? - the player who didn't want to play | p. 180 |
40 New Managers a Season and We'd Win the League! - new manager effect | p. 185 |
The Scillyest League in the World - the two-team affair | p. 191 |
Did We Win? It's in the Banks! - Gordon's premature celebration | p. 195 |
Breaking the Law | |
Home-made Footballs and Overthrown Governments - the 1930 World Cup | p. 201 |
Hello, Is It Me You're Looking For? - con artists and fraudsters | p. 206 |
I'll Have a Fiver Witch-Way Please … - dead cows and superstitions | p. 211 |
When the Reds Go Marching … Off - red card specialists | p. 218 |
Match of the Uday - when Saddam foiled Chelsea | p. 223 |
Shoot! No, Don't! Yes, Do! I Need to Lie Down - football at its most ludicrous | p. 230 |
Bolivia … Where Cheating Comes Naturally - the heights of foul play | p. 235 |
And When You're Not Playing Football? | |
A Double for the Animal, and a Lager Tops for the Monkey - just Edmundo | p. 243 |
Love Is Blind, Football Is Deaf - footballers' crimes against music | p. 248 |
There's No Smoke without Players - the infamous nicotine addicts | p. 253 |
Badges? We Don't Need No Stinking Badges! - Blue Peter and Sir Les | p. 258 |
Balls, Balls and More Balls - old-school playboys | p. 261 |
Football's Outsized Baggage - the tall, the fat and the ugly | p. 266 |
What Could Have Been | |
Regrets, They've Had a Few - missing out on the big day | p. 275 |
I've Started So I'll Not Finish - abandoned matches | p. 279 |
They Have Their Knockers, But … - the history of ladies' football | p. 284 |
Referee! Are You Blind? Westlake Clearly Dived! - when one sport is not enough | p. 281 |
It's a Chicken and Egg Situation - it's not over until it's over | p. 294 |
The Greatest Never Player - could have been, but sadly wasn't | p. 299 |
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