It Seemed Like a Good Idea...: A Cautionary Guide to Avoiding 101 of Life's Potentially Most-Regrettable Decisions

by Rowland, Meghan; Turner-neal, Chris

• ISBN13: 9781440533655
• ISBN10: 1440533652
• Edition: Original
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2012-05-16
• Publisher: Adams Media Corp

Summary

It Is a Good Idea to Purchase This Book If you think a neti pot for that stuffy nose is just what the doctor ordered, think again (choking on salt water and mucus is a horrible way to go). If you indulge your midlife crisis by going whole-hog Harley, you may look darn good in those leathers (but imagine your disgrace when that hard-core biker gang that lures you into their criminal shenanigans turns out to be poseur frat boys from Yale). If you settle down on a rainy night for a friendly game of Risk with your pals, you may think it's all in the name of good fun (but when your ubercompetitive streak kicks in and you end up winning the game but losing your house, your job, and your wife in the process, you may regret it. At least take a shower now.). These are just three of the good ideas gone horribly wrong that you'll find in It Seemed Like a Good Idea . . . .In this one-of-a-kind cautionary guide, prognosticators Meghan Rowland and Chris Turner-Neal have looked into their crystal ball to predict all the unexpected dire consequences of your actions--one unmitigated disaster at a time. So go ahead, dare to dream big--but before you leap into the abyss, check out It Seemed Like a Good Idea . . .and save your future ass.

Author Biography

Meghan Rowland and Chris Turner-Neal are the authors of The Misanthrope's Guide to Life and Brainwashing for Beginners. Together, they write the award-winning comedy blog, www.2birds1blog.com, which has been recognized by NPR, the Washington Post, and the Blogger's Choice Awards. Meghan lives in Washington, DC, and Chris lives in Philadelphia, PA.

Table of Contents

Introduction
The Butterfly Effect: It's Complicated	p. 7
Three Raisinettes in Each Nostril and a Matt LeBlanc Tattoo
Bad Decisions and the Body	p. 9
Oh, the Places You'll Blow!
Going Where You Shouldn't Have Gone	p. 67
Social Graceless
When Relationships Go to Relationshit	p. 121
Facedown In the Punch Bowl
Putting the "Special" Back in Special Occasions	p. 143
When the Wheel of Fortune Runs Over Your Foot
A Grab Bag of Stupid Choices	p. 173
Conclusion	p. 221
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