Sex in the Outdoors A Humorous Approach to Recreation

by Tilton, Buck

• ISBN13: 9780897325790
• ISBN10: 0897325796
• Edition: 2nd
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2004-10-01
• Publisher: Menasha Ridge Pr

Summary

Sex in the Outdoors says it all! If you enjoy - or strive to have the opportunity to enjoy - sex in the vast outdoors, then you've laid hands on the ultimate resource. Benefits include: increased self-esteem; increased awareness of bears and other critters; increased fitness of necessary body parts; increased awareness of possible partners; increased interest in getting it; increased chance of getting it; increased chance of getting away with it. Whether you want it, someone you know wants it, or you have a sex-starved niece or nephew who needs it - Buck Tilton's Sex in the Outdoors promises to deliver the intimate yet practical information all sex-crazed outdoor folks need to know, whether they know they need to know or not.

Author Biography

Buck Tilton is the co-founder of the Wilderness Medicine Institute of NOLS and has been awarded the Paul Petzoldt Award for Excellence in Wilderness Education. More than 15 of his books are currently in print. He lives in Lander, Wyoming, where he persists in thinking, "life is far too short to be taken seriously."

Table of Contents

Introduction to the Preface: A Disclaimer	viii
Preface to the Introduction	viii
Introduction	1	(78)
1. A Brief History of Sex in the Outdoors	5	(6)
2. Why Have Sex in the Outdoors?	11	(6)
An Expression of Oneness with Nature	12	(1)
An Expression of Oneness with Another Oneness	12	(1)
An Expression of Ecosensitivity	12	(1)
A New Dimension	13	(1)
As Therapy	14	(1)
Warning! Outdoor Sex Addiction	15	(2)
3. Getting in Shape for Sex in the Outdoors	17	(6)
Physical Fitness for Fooling Around	17	(2)
Endurance Training	18	(1)
Strength Training	18	(1)
Flexibility Training	18	(1)
Mental Fitness for Fooling Around	19	(1)
Eating Right for Fooling Around	20	(3)
4. Finding an Outdoor Sex Partner	23	(6)
Taking One with You	23	(2)
Finding One on the Trail	25	(4)
5. Preparation Be Fore Play	29	(8)
Geographical Route Finding	29	(1)
Anatomical Route Finding	30	(1)
Equipment	31	(3)
Shelter	31	(1)
Sleeping Bags	32	(1)
Sleeping Pads	32	(1)
Clothing	33	(1)
Food and Wine	34	(1)
Improvisation	34	(1)
Sexual Adjuncts	34	(3)
6. Special Techniques for Special Places	37	(6)
High Angle Sex	38	(1)
Laying while Belaying	38	(1)
Going Down Below Ground	39	(1)
The Rush of Swift Water	39	(1)
Swamp Thing	40	(3)
7. Environmental Exposure	43	(20)
Cold	43	(4)
Prevention of Hypothermia	44	(2)
Treatment of Hypothermia	46	(1)
Frostbite	47	(1)
Heat	47	(1)
Treatment of Hyperthermia	48	(1)
Sunburn	48	(1)
High-Altitude Illness	49	(1)
Prevention of High-Altitude Illness	49	(1)
Treatment for High-Altitude Illness	50	(1)
Low-Altitude Illness	50	(1)
Treatment for Low-Altitude Illness	51	(1)
Uninvited Guests and Other Dangerous Critters	51	(6)
Insects	51	(2)
Arachnids	53	(1)
Ticks	53	(1)
Spiders	54	(1)
Scorpions	54	(1)
Reptiles	54	(1)
Large Mammals	55	(2)
Influential Plants	57	(2)
Climatic Concerns (Weather or Not to Do It)	59	(4)
Rain and Snow	59	(1)
Lightning	59	(4)
8. Variations on a Common Theme: An Environmental Perspective	63	(10)
Bestiality	63	(2)
Voyeurism	65	(1)
Ropes and Knots	66	(2)
Group Sex	68	(1)
Masturbation	69	(1)
Anal Sex	70	(1)
Sexual Adjuncts Found in Nature	70	(3)
9. Outdoor Sex Etiquette	73	(6)
Minimum Impact	73	(2)
Campground Etiquette	75	(1)
Miscellaneous Considerations	76	(3)
10. Safe Sex in the Outdoors	79	(10)
Environmental Safety	79	(1)
Safety from Disease	80	(2)
Safety from Parenthood	82	(1)
Less Serious Safety Concerns	83	(6)
Urinary Tract Infection	84	(1)
Testicular Torsion	84	(1)
Vaginitis	85	(1)
Prevention of Less Serious Concerns	85	(4)
11. Guidelines for Sex in the Outdoors	89	(6)
Creating the Mood	89	(1)
Preparing the Boudoir	90	(1)
What He Wants Her to Know	90	(1)
What She Wants Him to Know	91	(1)
Après-Sex	92	(1)
The Most Important Guideline	92	(3)
12. Testimonials: We Did it Our Way	95	(8)
Appendixes	103	(14)
Appendix 1: Other Ways to Say "Have Sex"	105	(4)
Appendix 2: Views of Outdoor Sex by World Religions	109	(2)
Appendix 3: Rules for Outdoor Sex	111	(2)
Appendix 4: The Chemistry of Outdoor Sex	113	(2)
Appendix 5: Suggested Reading	115	(2)
Glossary of Sex-Related Terms	117

Excerpts

Despite many interesting tales from the early days of the lonely mountain man concerning sexual liaisons with large mammals other than humans, encounters with wild animals, especially carnivores, should be avoided. Bears, for instance, are capable, like many sex partners, of rapid and unpredictable mood changes. Bears are, furthermore, capable of removing significant body parts, which would limit future sexual liaisons of any kind. If attacked, running away, in this case, is not recommended. Humans, in relation to other species, are remarkably slow. An exception to the do-not-run rule is this: When traveling in the outdoors with someone who runs slower than you do, running away may be considered a viable option. If attacked by a black bear, say the experts, fight back. You won't win, but you may discourage the bear enough to save some of those significant body parts. If attacked by a grizzly bear, the experts continue, play dead. In most cases, you won't have to play very long because soon you'll be really sincerely dead.

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