Sex and the Recession: How to Afford Sex in the Recession

by Copstick, Kate

• ISBN13: 9781904989608
• ISBN10: 1904989608
• Format: Paperback
• Copyright: 2009-08-31
• Publisher: Scb Distributors

Summary

The Recession has filled our world with problems not of our own making. We have been abused by those in power in ways that,in 1786, triggered the French Revolution. We are poor, we are stressed, our shareprices have collapsed and the value of our homes have plummeted. We are dispossessed, our cars are repossessed and no one listens when we protest. When the future is looking down down down what can help get it up ? Enter Kate Copstick and Jamie Maclean, your 'Screw the recession, screw on!'superheroes. With Sex and the Recession, their candid yet witty reassessment of the bust-time sexual landscape, and more thifty tips than you can shake a darned stocking at, their mission is to remind you that sex is the one thing those wretched Bankers can't lose for you or take away from you. Whether it's tango con mano or pas de dix, Copstick and Maclean show you how to satisfy all parties, even when dinner at Masa no longer constitutes foreplay. The ONE to FIVE chart for sexual attractiveness is a painful (but essential) awareness crash-course for assessing your chances with the opposite sex. Sex and the Recession also features an illustrated, sex-in-the-crunch, Recessionary Alphabet which redefines crucial terms such as frottage, orgy, and cunnilingus bringing a ray of sunshine to the darkness of our economic noon. This book will keep those juices flowing, even when the cash isn't. Sex and the Recession is a a saucy and trenchantly witty book on how to deal with the downturn; it will cheer you up and tell you how to turn the worst of times into the best of times. Indeed, Hard Times...