What Would Jesus Craft? 30 Simple Projects for Making a Blessed Home

by MacDonald, Ross

• ISBN13: 9781250059420
• ISBN10: 1250059429
• Format: Hardcover
• Copyright: 2015-11-03
• Publisher: Flatiron Books

Summary

What Would Jesus Craft? is a hilarious take on a Sunday school's craft book, featuring 30 simple projects that are all made from commonly found items like popsicle sticks, glitter, yarn, and pipe cleaners.

Projects include items for your home, pets, and family and author Ross MacDonald provides clear step-by-step photographs. Now you can finally complete your wardrobe with a "Fedora of Thorns" and "Jesus Jean Jacket" with Christ Almighty emblazoned on your back; your pets will be blessed and protected when they sport a "Be Not Afraid St. Francis Pet Collar" dripping with St. Francis charms and a crucifix; and the light of the Lord will bless every inch of your home with "Let There Be Light Switches," an "Eye-See-You-in-Hell Mirror," a "Time to Obey the Lord Clock," and much, much more!

Author Biography

ROSS MACDONALD is an author, illustrator, and prop designer whose work has appeared on Boardwalk Empire and in the pages of The New Yorker, The New York Times, Rolling Stone, The Wall Street Journal, Newsweek, and many other publications. He is also the author of the adult humor book In and Out with Dick and Jane, which was awarded a gold medal from the Society of Illustrators.

Table of Contents

Introduction
Tools and Supplies
ART MEETS RAIMENT
-Lord Boards (Jesus Sandals)
-Jesus Loves Me Jeans
-Jesus Jean Jacket
-Practice Angel Wings
-Fedora of Thorns
-Praise the Lord T-Shirts
-Belt of Truth, With Shield-of-Faith Buckle
-Be Not Afraid Saint Francis Pet Collar
-Touched by Jesus Charm Bracelet
-Keep the Faith Flops
FOR YOUR BLESSED HOME
-Infant-of-Prague Lucky Lottery Ticket Caddy
-Let There Be Light Switches
-Smells Like Holy Spirit Pillows
-Thy Kingdom Come Candles
-Let, Go, Let God Curtain Tieback
-Guardian Angel Backup Roll Cozy
-Eye-See-You-in-Hell Mirror
-Precious Metal Diploma Frame
-Light-of-Life Wall Sconce
-Time-to-Obey-the-Lord Clock
EAT AND DRINK IN THE GLORY
-Jesus' Pet Dinosaur Nacho Platter
-Last Supper Lunch Box
-Goblets of His Glory
-Daily Bread Plates
IT'S CHRISTMAS, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
-Santa Claus is Comin' to Town Nativity Scene
-War-on-Christmas Action Figures
-Count Your Blessings Card Display
-Come All Ye Faithful Christmas Cards
-Teacher and Preacher Appreciation Presents
About the Author